Yella's Rant of the Week - Dogs on Airplanes Edition
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100 fucking percent agree
Also, I’ve started confronting people at the store who put their dumb dog in the shopping cart. -
Why is it one or the other? Is there a check box on what yard rather have? I’d say abundance. Eliminate both.PurpleThrobber said:Would rather have dogs on planes than fat people.
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We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
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A flat screen? Good to know they don’t have a tube TV from 1994.Fishpo31 said:
It was cool, especially when raining. They did a lot of stuff there, food trucks, live music, trivia nights, always had a game on the flat-screen...CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I never went to that place in Lake City but it looked pretty fucking cool.Fishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
I absolutely refuse to go the service/therapy dog route. -
So that's what you guys call it.YellowSnow said:
My wife has tailgated with a number of the posters here. She doesn’t care enough to read our boards.chuck said:
I'll leave the appropriate gif to you and others. Girlfriends of posters read these boreds you know.YellowSnow said: -
Speaking of dwags on a plane, which one of you was this?
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Where was the Sky Marshalldnc said:Speaking of dwags on a plane, which one of you was this?
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They probably don't return the shopping cart either.MikeDamone said:100 fucking percent agree
Also, I’ve started confronting people at the store who put their dumb dog in the shopping cart.
Dogs are not babies (in spite of how many single, late 30's / early 40's chicks think otherwise). They don't get to ride in the cart, let alone go into the grocery story. -
There's an uptick in people thinking rhey should share their own shit with everyone around them...dogs and music are two of the more notables. I fucking hate people that blast music in public worse than people who tote their dogs everywhere they go. Someone mentioned peak narcissism and I couldn't agree more.YellowSnow said:
They probably don't return the shopping cart either.MikeDamone said:100 fucking percent agree
Also, I’ve started confronting people at the store who put their dumb dog in the shopping cart.
Dogs are not babies (in spite of how many single, late 30's / early 40's chicks think otherwise). They don't get to ride in the cart, let alone go into the grocery story. -
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
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What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
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Maybe it’s a service dWag?YellowSnow said:
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit? -
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.YellowSnow said:
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
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@USMChawk that .04 sec guysm are assholes. I try to give like 10 secs warning. Especially to the Marines.USMChawk said:
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.YellowSnow said:
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban -
From the halls of Montezuma to the sides of a hiking trail…USMChawk said:
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.YellowSnow said:
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban
Also, in honor of @USMChawk I watched this masterpiece over the weekend.
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This doesn't men we're going to shower together and swap spit
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I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last weekYellowSnow said:
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit? -
Did the dog crush the WOD?MikeDamone said:
I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last weekYellowSnow said:
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit? -
I lived near the Burke Gilman Trail for about two years. 20 months I guess. Whatever. I'd walk or bike on it occasionally. The cyclist fags in Seattle are the most entitled cunts on earth. I wanted to kill every one of them.Swaye said:
Yeah spandex mafia riding 25 mph on a 45 mph road.YellowSnow said:
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban -
Definitely some combination of roid rage, semi-literacy, a chain link fence around his property, and trailer trashYellowSnow said:
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I blame Cross Fit.MikeDamone said:
We are moving toward peak narcissismFishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit? -
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
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CSB. I laffed.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
But still…
DBD dad, autism cat has just as much right to the sidewalk as serial killer pit bulls. -
What kind of a weirdo takes a cat on a walk? Cats are supposed to roam around until 3 amCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat. -
That’s what I said!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
What kind of a weirdo takes a cat on a walk? Cats are supposed to roam around until 3 amCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat. -
How were the nachos?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Bear and the Butcher?
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How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.MikeDamone said:
How were the nachos?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Bear and the Butcher?
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game. -
@MikeDamone was out drinking paleo old fashioned's on the Bourbon Trail.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.MikeDamone said:
How were the nachos?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Bear and the Butcher?
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
Wait - is bourbon paleo cause corn? -
It's not paleo 😞YellowSnow said:
@MikeDamone was out drinking paleo old fashioned's on the Bourbon Trail.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.MikeDamone said:
How were the nachos?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Bear and the Butcher?
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
Wait - is bourbon paleo cause corn?
Only silver tequila and vodka allowed on a "cheat day".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t54NeRX03_o
