Yella's Rant of the Week - Dogs on Airplanes Edition

YellowSnow

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

Fishpo31 said:

I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...

We are moving toward peak narcissism

I blame Cross Fit.

What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?

What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

YellowSnow said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

Fishpo31 said:

I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...

We are moving toward peak narcissism

I blame Cross Fit.

What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?

What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?

Maybe it’s a service dWag?

USMChawk

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

My most hated people in order:

Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban

Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.

I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.

YellowSnow

USMChawk said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

My most hated people in order:

Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban

Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.

I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.

@USMChawk that .04 sec guysm are assholes. I try to give like 10 secs warning. Especially to the Marines.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

USMChawk said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

My most hated people in order:

Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban

Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.

I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.

From the halls of Montezuma to the sides of a hiking trail…

Also, in honor of @USMChawk I watched this masterpiece over the weekend.

RaceBannon

This doesn't men we're going to shower together and swap spit

MikeDamone

YellowSnow said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

Fishpo31 said:

I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...

We are moving toward peak narcissism

I blame Cross Fit.

What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?

What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?

I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last week

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MikeDamone said:

YellowSnow said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

Fishpo31 said:

I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...

We are moving toward peak narcissism

I blame Cross Fit.

What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?

What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?

I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last week

Did the dog crush the WOD?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

My most hated people in order:

Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban

Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.

Yeah spandex mafia riding 25 mph on a 45 mph road.

I lived near the Burke Gilman Trail for about two years. 20 months I guess. Whatever. I'd walk or bike on it occasionally. The cyclist fags in Seattle are the most entitled cunts on earth. I wanted to kill every one of them.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

YellowSnow said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

Fishpo31 said:

I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...

We are moving toward peak narcissism

I blame Cross Fit.

What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?

What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?

Definitely some combination of roid rage, semi-literacy, a chain link fence around his property, and trailer trash