What to eat after puking 2x by the 2nd quarter…
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MikeDamone said:
I did a bunch of tequila at a blazer game about 15 years ago. Hammered. Took the train to gateway transit. Tried to drive home (just get on 205 which is right there) ended up lost in Gresham. Drove around for an hour before i stopped at a strip club and emptied the rest of my cash. Somehow got homehaie said:I felt like puking after those fucking Redhook beers they serve. That Big Ballard IPA that's 9% is just disgusting and poorly made. Equivalent of having to drink Widmers at blazer games.
Just serve Manny's or Reubens or Fremont JFC. How about Elysian blood orange pale. Christ their beer and food is dreck.
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I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.Purple_Pills said:Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.
I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. Jesus. -
SwisherSweetboy said:
I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.Purple_Pills said:Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.
I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. Jesus.
You Live in Tumwater or Sedro-Woolley and pull in a respectful $32 an hour, you are going to make that $16 beer last at least a half an hour. Pregame tailgate cheap beers are for the chugging for those fine folks.
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SwisherSweetboy said:
I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.Purple_Pills said:Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.
I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. Jesus.
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Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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We don’t live in 1870.DoogieMcDoogerson said:Ketchup and catsup are condiments usually made with ripened tomatoes. The term "ketchup" is more popular in most countries. The ingredients used — tomatoes, sugar, salt, vinegar, cinnamon, etc. — are pretty much the same in both ketchup and catsup.
Both words are derived from the Chinese ke-tsiap, a pickled fish sauce. It made its way to Malaysia where it became kechap and ketjap in Indonesia. Catsup and katchup are acceptable spellings used interchangeably with ketchup, however, ketchup is the way it is popularly used today. "Catsup", which dates to the same time, may well be a different Romanization of the same word, trying to come closer to a sound that doesn't really exist in English.
In the 1800s, "ketchup" was most common in Britain and "catsup" was most common in the US for reasons unknown. The two words never really canceled each other out because in their formative years, there weren't spelling dictionaries choosing a "correct" version of words. (Many Americans pronounced "catsup" the same as "ketchup" in any case.) Today, "ketchup" is the dominant term in both countries.
There was a sudden interest in the difference between catsup and ketchup after an episode of popular TV series Mad Men featured a (fictional) pitch to ketchup company Heinz. Journalists and bloggers dug around to find the history and Slate reported that:
According to a Heinz spokesperson, Henry John Heinz first brought his product to market as “Heinz Tomato Catsup,” but changed the spelling early on to distinguish it from competitors. Del Monte did not switch spellings until 1988, after it became clear that ketchup was the spelling of choice for American consumers. Hunt’s switched the name of their product from catsup to ketchup significantly earlier.
History
Seventeenth century English sailors first discovered the delights of the "sauce", a Chinese condiment and brought it to the West. Ketchup was first mentioned in print around 1690. The Chinese version is actually more akin to a soy or Worcestershire sauce.
It gradually went through various changes, particularly with the addition of tomatoes in the 1700s. By the nineteenth century, ketchup was also known as tomato soy. Early tomato versions were much thinner with a consistency more like a soy or Worcestershire sauce. F. & J. Heinz Company began selling tomato ketchup in 1876. By the end of the nineteenth century, tomato ketchup was the primary type of ketchup in the United States, and the descriptor of tomato was gradually dropped.
Ingredients
The basic ingredients in modern ketchup are tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, salt, allspice, cloves, and cinnamon. Onions, celery, and other vegetables are frequent additions. Catsup may be made of tomatoes, onions, cayenne, sugar, white vinegar, cloves, cinnamon, celery seed and salt. So the two do not differ much in their ingredients. But different manufacturers may use different ingredients for the two. Sometimes Catsup may be more spicy than Ketchup.
We don’t spell color or flavor with a u
We’re Americans.
It’s ketchup.
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Which was about the last time the Throbber had ketchup on a dog.MikeDamone said:
And 7 year oldsPurpleThrobber said:Only raging lesbians put ketchup on hot dogs.
On bread because we we’re too fucking poor to buy hot dogs buns
Never going back to that poverty mindset
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my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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The Throbber gets it.PurpleThrobber said:
We don’t live in 1870.DoogieMcDoogerson said:Ketchup and catsup are condiments usually made with ripened tomatoes. The term "ketchup" is more popular in most countries. The ingredients used — tomatoes, sugar, salt, vinegar, cinnamon, etc. — are pretty much the same in both ketchup and catsup.
Both words are derived from the Chinese ke-tsiap, a pickled fish sauce. It made its way to Malaysia where it became kechap and ketjap in Indonesia. Catsup and katchup are acceptable spellings used interchangeably with ketchup, however, ketchup is the way it is popularly used today. "Catsup", which dates to the same time, may well be a different Romanization of the same word, trying to come closer to a sound that doesn't really exist in English.
In the 1800s, "ketchup" was most common in Britain and "catsup" was most common in the US for reasons unknown. The two words never really canceled each other out because in their formative years, there weren't spelling dictionaries choosing a "correct" version of words. (Many Americans pronounced "catsup" the same as "ketchup" in any case.) Today, "ketchup" is the dominant term in both countries.
There was a sudden interest in the difference between catsup and ketchup after an episode of popular TV series Mad Men featured a (fictional) pitch to ketchup company Heinz. Journalists and bloggers dug around to find the history and Slate reported that:
According to a Heinz spokesperson, Henry John Heinz first brought his product to market as “Heinz Tomato Catsup,” but changed the spelling early on to distinguish it from competitors. Del Monte did not switch spellings until 1988, after it became clear that ketchup was the spelling of choice for American consumers. Hunt’s switched the name of their product from catsup to ketchup significantly earlier.
History
Seventeenth century English sailors first discovered the delights of the "sauce", a Chinese condiment and brought it to the West. Ketchup was first mentioned in print around 1690. The Chinese version is actually more akin to a soy or Worcestershire sauce.
It gradually went through various changes, particularly with the addition of tomatoes in the 1700s. By the nineteenth century, ketchup was also known as tomato soy. Early tomato versions were much thinner with a consistency more like a soy or Worcestershire sauce. F. & J. Heinz Company began selling tomato ketchup in 1876. By the end of the nineteenth century, tomato ketchup was the primary type of ketchup in the United States, and the descriptor of tomato was gradually dropped.
Ingredients
The basic ingredients in modern ketchup are tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, salt, allspice, cloves, and cinnamon. Onions, celery, and other vegetables are frequent additions. Catsup may be made of tomatoes, onions, cayenne, sugar, white vinegar, cloves, cinnamon, celery seed and salt. So the two do not differ much in their ingredients. But different manufacturers may use different ingredients for the two. Sometimes Catsup may be more spicy than Ketchup.
We don’t spell color or flavor with a u
We’re Americans.
It’s ketchup. -
Does he have a fat little girlfriend?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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I've increased my tolerance quite a bit since thenDoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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Yeah it's your momFireCohen said:
Does he have a fat little girlfriend?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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Insert mustard her hole joke here.backthepack said:
Yeah it's your momFireCohen said:
Does he have a fat little girlfriend?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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the best kind.BleachedAnusDawg said:What kind of chick over 21 drinks to the point of puking? Double standard, but women are supposed to have more common sense than us Neanderthals.
with how well we? were playin, the chick could have puked all over me and i wouldnt have cared.MikeDamone said:They guy with puke on his shoes doesn't see to mind
im 'into that' but still! -
I’m a little disappointed she didn’t eat that sloppy hot dog. I would love to what would’ve happened next. Please go to the next gayme and provide video documentary. Perhaps feed her if you can afford it.
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Dad*backthepack said:
Yeah it's your momFireCohen said:
Does he have a fat little girlfriend?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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I'm surprised nobody thinks a hot dog is a good choice after puking. That's when I crave fatty, heavily preserved ahit the most.
Who GAF if it makes you puke again? I'm sure they weren't out of hot dogs. -
Hot dogs in general fucking suck
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MikeDamone said:
What other old time things do you say that were passed down through generations?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
Mrs. Doogerson has her moments and she's well over 50. Daughter Doogerson typically brings like 100 jello shots to the game and Mrs. Doogerson turns into a 23 year old when those babies come out.BleachedAnusDawg said:What kind of chick over 21 drinks to the point of puking? Double standard, but women are supposed to have more common sense than us Neanderthals.
I'm 52, Mike. Probably younger than you. It's how the Doogersons have always spelled it as a family. Passed down through generations. Some upper crust shit.MikeDamone said:
Catsup. 😂 ok boomerDoogieMcDoogerson said:Looks at the catsup and mustard on that thing. Applied like a pro. Imagine thinking this is going to be the solution to blowing chunks in the stands. @Rapeculturedawg is in that picture (partially) and nearly got puked on! We spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out what she had eaten. I had my money on fried rice or something.
"Don't forget to bring the catsup to the tailgate". "Ok, I'll be there with bells on!"
My grandma used to say catsup. She was from a family of Arkansas dirt farmers. So not upper crust. It bugged me as an 8 year old
GRANDMA DAMONE: "Our homemade catsup is better than anything you can get at Miller's General Store."
LITTLE MIKE DAMONE: "No one cares."
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LITTLE MIKE DAMONE: "Grandma! Watch me do push ups!" -
At a Cuog game many years ago, after a lengthy pre-game, drinking during the game, and post-game pops, one of my boys (RIP) decided it would be a good idea to throw down 3 chili cheese dogs, with sauerkraut...on the way back to Spokaloo, he began making strange noises, and we stopped to let him desecrate a beautiful wheat field. He returned to the truck (club cab) with no pants or underwear, and finished the trip in the bed of the truck, puking the rest of the way. It was late at night, in late October, and we went to a car wash and hosed him and the truck bed off...CSB
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We are talking about BTP after allFireCohen said:
Does he have a fat little boyfriendDoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
girlfriend?
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I puked in my friends bathroom at McMahon BEFORE a game once.YellowSnow said:
I’ve came close a few times but didn’t blow chunks till I got home.EsophagealFeces said:Let he who has never puked in the seats at husky stadium throw the first stone.
Happens when you mistakenly pound a dogfish 90 minute ipa after slugging some Albertsons brand vodka.
"Hurry up and pound that we gotta go to make the kickoff!" -
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@backthepack is the fat little girlfriend in the relationship. NTTAWWT.FireCohen said:
Does he have a fat little girlfriend?DoogieMcDoogerson said:
I've seen the way you pound my free white claws at my tailgate. I guarantee you it will happen again. You're always welcome, "BackPack." (That's what Mrs. Doogerson calls him). And yes, as btp ages, he continues to look more and more like Mike Leach.backthepack said:
my darkest hour, never againExtraChrisB said:Ask @backthepack, although his was in the first quarter of the first game. I have the pic somewhere
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I’m surprised you held it in at the Rose Bowl @UW_Doog_Bot .UW_Doog_Bot said:
I puked in my friends bathroom at McMahon BEFORE a game once.YellowSnow said:
I’ve came close a few times but didn’t blow chunks till I got home.EsophagealFeces said:Let he who has never puked in the seats at husky stadium throw the first stone.
Happens when you mistakenly pound a dogfish 90 minute ipa after slugging some Albertsons brand vodka.
"Hurry up and pound that we gotta go to make the kickoff!"
@backthepack fudgie roofies are a hell of a drug. -
Some people can enjoy some yummy without getting fat or diabetic.MikeDamone said:
Some people never grow out of their yummy phase.YellowSnow said:
Christ.MikeDamone said:
And 7 year oldsPurpleThrobber said:Only raging lesbians put ketchup on hot dogs.
REAL men put ketchup on a dog and and sugar in an Old Fashioned.
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Lies!YellowSnow said:
Some people can enjoy some yummy without getting fat or diabetic.MikeDamone said:
Some people never grow out of their yummy phase.YellowSnow said:
Christ.MikeDamone said:
And 7 year oldsPurpleThrobber said:Only raging lesbians put ketchup on hot dogs.
REAL men put ketchup on a dog and and sugar in an Old Fashioned.
#SelfControl
