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@sonics1993

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cuog - went to the snow game in the 90s when bledsoe won

autzen - ty was coaching, knew he was the wrong guy, duck fan said 'he just needs more tiem,' shoulda punched him

sparky - holt's defense gave up a 50(?) yard pass to lose the game, had a meltdown, think i did a post about it on here or the pit

ucla - another ty era game, another drunken meltdown

notre dame - got kicked out of the stadium 5 minutes in, got back in by the second quarter

cal - pretty meh

stanford - decent tailgate, pain in the ass to get to

utah - was utahs first p12 game, they were pumped, they lost to a sark coached uw team

byu - sat in the wrong seats, byu fans were really nice about it, uw boatraced byu, byu fans were really nice about it

rose - throttled iowa, orange bowl started as we were getting back into our car on the golf course, game ended when we got back to the freeway

fiesta - glendale sucks to get to, stadium sucks, game wasnt as close as the final score but they have a buffalo wild wings within walking distance

Pac12:

-Martin Stadium. It was cold as shit and John Ross played corner.

-Reser. I honestly don’t really remember anything about this game except we all thought Jake Locker was paralyzed only for him to come back to life.
-Autzen 3-4x. A lot of Chip Kelly/Sark plungers, plus the Petersen missed field goal fiasco. Pain. Fuck duck fans but autzen itself is a great atmosphere.

-Stanford. Sneaky pretty fun tailgating scene and the campus is immaculate. Ty Montgomery returned 2 kickoffs and Sark complained about Smirk faking injuries or something.

-Arizona. The sketchiest game from the 2016 season.

-Arizona State. Early Petersen team blows a 17-0 lead. It was hot as fuck

-Colorado. A cold rainy night in boulder. I don’t remember much about this game other than being super wet and Quinton Pounds’ catch. I think Chico McClaster snapped his leg

NonConference:

-Rutgers. Everyone shits on them but we had a good time. A lot of Jersey trash, good people watching.

-The Big House. Delay of game on the first play of the game. Fuck Jimmy Lake holy shit.

-LSU. Caged live Tiger game, plunger ensues. The most hungover I’ve ever been in my life was this day.

Bowl Games/Conference Championships:

Fiesta Bowl. Petersen loses to James Franklin. This is probably actually one of Franklin’s best wins (lol). Cardinals stadium is meh.

Rose Bowl. Still one of my favorite sporting events despite the first half skullfucking.

P12 Championship in Vegas. We ripped their fucking hearts out and talked shit. They were so overconfident all day pregame. Vegas was giving free money +300 on the ML so I said okay!

Sugar Bowl. Out of body experience watching Penix torch Kwat. New Orleans is elite for big events. Threw a lot of horns down.

Natty. As good as NOLA is for big events, Houston is as bad in the opposite direction. At least El Tiempo was good. Walked for miles in the mud and rain after the game to catch a sad 100 dollar uber. This game will forever haunt me.

Thanks for reading. Cool story bro.