Best Of

In Portland we have Gay and Retarded with nothing in-between.

With cops that are clearly told to ticket 5-10+ over speeders but then do nothing about all the olds, all the druggies, and all the dipfucks that are a danger on the road, camp in the left lane, don't out on their turn signal, can't shit or get off the pot in roundabouts, etc.

The Pacific Northwest drivers that stop to let you go even when they have the right of way, clearly, obviously, then when you stay stopped and stare at them because they need to fucking go and they just keep staring back at you smiling like "Here's my good deed for the day!!!"

Then they can finally see you screaming at them to fucking go and they give you this look like you're the one being an asshole and holding up traffic.

Accountant 2 and Rocky 3 on my flights today. I liked Accountant 2 a lot more than the original.

RIP Carl Weathers. Met him once, seemed like a good dude.

I loved the first two, and feel hesitant to try it without Leslie Nielson