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"Thankfully my girlfriend is a borderline alcoholic."

A late entry contestant for slogan of the year

You and them are not the same. I think you can also tell the difference between people who don't drink because they were affected by alcoholism or even someone who is a recovering addict and someone who is just doing it because they're no fun or because they've probably connected it to white privilege or something. Thankfully my girlfriend is a borderline alcoholic.

I don’t get too worked up at the front end of a meal. If a place is busy, usually the Throbber cuts them a little slack.

What absolutely blows my mind though is how fucking long it takes servers to deliver and collect the bill. If I was a restaurant manager that would be the single biggest emphasis. The meal is over, get the money and turn the fucking table over. Instead the server fucks around and dilly dallys, eventually saunters over to deliver the bill, then disappears again, then eventually comes back only to disappear again to run the credit card. Stupid and slow process. Nothing will melt a tip for me faster than paying taking 5 minutes or more.

Fortunately my local go to bar/restaurant has invested in hand helds which saves a shit ton of tim.

Obviously an alcoholic should cut out the drinking. As for me when it came to the dating pool, it’s a compatibility thing with regards to enjoying drinks. Same reason while I’d never marry a vegetarian. Medium rare steaks on date night and cab that drinks like merlot or GTFO.