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Ask me if I can remember all my families' birthdays.. and I've known them my whole life.

Thanks tho, I'll mark it on my calendar and see if you start a new thread or revive this one next year.

Federal agents doing their lawful jobs is fascism according to the TugTards.

Theu sure like to cry a lot about it. You lost.

Americans want your illegal wage slaves gone.

Dazzler thinks that dems are the smart ones and believed in masks and covid mandates, open borders, emptying out the prisons, men can become women and belong in girl's bathrooms. They are never corrupted and don't use their political office to attack opponents and certainly don't support honest elections because doing so is dumb and they are smart.

Mamdani has full support

The party of terrorism

The focus on this just shows how badly they are losing on all other fronts. People don't give a shit about the shutdown and want illegals deported.

A lot of cities are over 25 serpent foreign born. New Yawk is 37 percent. Thank Dimocrats and RINOs like Dubya.

(Beat kicks in — sizzling like naan on the grill)

Yo, I’m the curry king, call me Chef Supreme,

Cookin’ heat so high, it’s a sauna dream.

Chicken tandoori, I’m the spice authority,

Flavors got more kick than a law majority.

Marinate the beat in that yogurt glaze,

Cumin, paprika, set the place ablaze.

Got naan in my hand, no time for cutlery,

Dip game smooth like mint chutney luxury.

Rappers talk beef, I talk lamb and glory,

My verses stay hot — that’s tandoori story.

Got rice on the side, and a mango lassi,

Ladies in the booth say, “Chef, you classy!”

From Delhi to Detroit, they adore me,

Serving up rhymes fresh out the tandoori.

You want mild? Nah, that’s too boring,

My bars hit hard — five stars, no snoring.