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do I THINK and CARE more than a troglodyte who thinks we’re cutting out the hearts of babies? Fucking right.

do you just grab every insane conspiracy theory you can find on every cesspool corner of the internet, and then vomit them on this bored?

every thread it’s a billion tweets you post of TrustMeBro69 saying shit like “BREAKING: KAMALA STUFFS THE BABIES INTO MEAT GRINDERS AND EATS THEM” and you just fucking lap that shit up. What’s the stopping point? At what point do you just take a minute, breathe and say “holy shit, I am fucking brain rotted out of my mind”?

Between this and actually thinking the government can not only make hurricanes out of thin air but use them to target only republicans, it’s a wonder you’re even able to put your pants on the right way and feed yourself properly. Goddamn. I know this bored is a Trump gargling cum fiesta and I’m just a gas pumping Duck, but there has to be a limit somewhere between being conservative, and being completely checked the fuck out from reality.

I just have to pop in to talk shit when I see this trash. In before the “you’re a pedo commie fag” insults and the whataboutisms because that’s all this bored knows. I just want to know where the end is for people down this deep hole of bullshit.

Watching the retard try to take a victory lap is entertaining in that he can't grasp basic implications.

Can't think more than 1 step, can't entertain a conditional hypothetical, I wonder what level of thinking those abilities unlock at?

In the video, he said he's on "the 110." Only LA people say the in front of freeway numbers, like they're unique.

If you know you know

NO Amnesty.

Register for some form of guest worker program - maybe.

Tax the fuck out of remittances.

That was announced before. Well before the Epstein stuff.

lol get back to your stack of work, Buck.

Your manager is gonna be by any minute to make sure you’re on task, like a good little boy.

This is 3rd grade level retardation. We can easily debate whether FEMA as an entity is the right structure for handling this stuff as a general efficiency and sovereignty question. Totally separate discussion. They exist in this moment with budget and resources, they must be used in the current moment.