No, I don't (didn't?) know how to barbeque but Traeger's articles, pellets, and rub has been taking me to flavor country, I can assure you.
However I'm not quite gay enough to download their app and set the up the timers on it or anything. Traeger also thinks you should leave shit in the grill for less than half of what it actually should take to cook shit.
Which is why I’ll never stop creating Twitter / X burners to remind him.
He should have been dumped after a week
Stolen Valor on his service record and coaching record
My daddy, used to cut their head's up with a shovel. Eventually he bought a shot gun.
This game and expected crowd have all the buzz of a morgue. 45 years, never seen level of apathy for Apple Cup like tomorrow. Even 08 UW fans thought we could beat them and ruin chances of 0-12 as following week was Cal and that was a known blood bath coming (which it was)
The Zona Zealots faggots will defend it or downplay the loss though. Worse than Kim and Fetters nacho bath.
Some purists don’t consider electric heat, pellet smoke devices REAL barbecue. Just saying.
I’d probably get a traeger if I had more space, but my $79.00 Weber (Sputnik wasn’t a UFO) grill does some pretty kick ass ribs. It’s just messy and requires a lot of fuckery to get the right heat and smoke. But I’m a pyro at heart and like fucking around with that stuff.
Sounds like you don't know how to bbq and don't care about visiting flavor country.