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Re: Texas Longhorns will spend between $35-40 million on their football roster for 2025
sark can officially set the record for doing less with more
Mike Riley and @idawg are rolling in their graves

Re: A couple announcements for the bored
It’s @Joey. If there’s a WWE angle, he’s going to cover it.

Re: WALK IT OFF
I was at a toxic borderline abusive job for 7 years. Covid hit and we had to work from home. Started walking multiple times a day. Spent the first few weeks ranting and angry. Another few weeks processing and accepting. Week 5 - while walking got some absolute clarity and turned in my resignation from a terrible job.
Walking is awesome.

Re: You don't hear too many local kid stories like this anymore
I’d prefer to cover the kids who left for Stanford and charge you 12.99 for it

Have you all gotten your Enhanced Drivers Licenses?
Because you’ll need one in order to get on an airplane or enter any federal building, starting May 7.
Brought to you by the people who told you that Voter ID is RACIST.
@HHusky fell for that shit.
So did @MelloDawg and @BearsWiin
Fucking losers😂

Re: A couple announcements for the bored
- 1) (Obligatory) I’d like to take Bill Belichick’s girlfriend’s temperature.
2) Does Cyndi Lauper’s resume include her significance in early WWF? Because if not, it should…
