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I’m the guy who spent 4 years jacking off to hot track and field girls instead of making memes like those.

"yeah well you got the jab" - average Tug comeback

I predict that nobody will read and Christina happily leads the charge. It’s a beautiful sight.

Christy proves me right, yet again.

lol, I was right.

google searching is hard.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/x-outages-reportedly-caused-by-massive-cyberattack

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-845467

https://www.newsweek.com/x-twitter-outage-dark-storm-live-updates-2042333

IP addresses are not relevant for identifying the origin of a cyberattack, since threat actors never launch an attack from their own systems.

Threat actors are hard to identify and it is done by recognizing their TTPs: tactics, techniques and procedures.

https://www.splunk.com/en_us/blog/learn/ttp-tactics-techniques-procedures.html

amazing that Musk seemingly doesn't know this, but I'll go ahead and put it out there that he definitely knows and just said Ukraine anyway. because when I hack someone I definitely make sure I leave my IP address that shows my exact location. I'll also put it out there that none of you will actually read this.

I’m going to plagiarize Race and say that you seem upset.

Take your Midol and have a drink, Susan.

it wasn’t anybody in Ukraine, it was a pro-Palestinian group. So Elon’s just making shit up. What a shocker, more at 11

oops

Okay. But I have to charge you extra.