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Brawndo's got what plants crave! It has electrolytes!

CHAINSAWWW

The D crew sure hates minorities.

gonna be a lot longer than that before Washington makes the playoffs

Mindy re-upped her boob job, I see. Guess she had to spend the money from her failed political campaign somewhere.

why the quotes? Are we implying it’s fake measles? Are they painting the measles on the kids? Was the kid who died a paid actor?

I’d be interested to see proof of this. 95% chance it blames Obama somehow. @PurpleThrobber get to work, pal. Time’s a ticking.

Get out of Israel's way?

We are Israel. We are their entire essence. They are a grease spot without us. We built that city on rock and roll. Hundreds of billions, probably in the trillions, adjusted.

You wanna abandon them now too? I don't understand.

Fucking flower children in here.

Russia, Iran, China, NK, and all the proxies.

Pretty easy question.

"They were attacked, you idiot."