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Mahomes flopping on the turf and getting help off the field only to run around like normal after not missing a play is hilarious for such an all-time great. He’s fucking weird.

Concussed male demographic.

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It's fascinating to me how Trump has gotten you all paralyzed with fear that the Democrats are destroying every last piece of this country just because he says so, and he's the only one who can possibly save you all from this menace he keeps pushing without any tangible evidence. This country's got problems, there's no doubt about that, but he's got you by the balls pushing this endless despair and hellscape while demonizing groups of people who have nothing to do with any of it. And the harder he pushes it, the more you all fall in line and say "yes, Daddy" along with your usual whataboutisms and passive aggressive bullshit. You're stuck in a black hole of a negative feedback loop and this hate and anger is all you've got.

And, if Trump doesn't win, it's only because the evil liberal forces/deep state/cabal/whatever are working against him. It's a cult 101 all the way and every last one of you fell for it, because you need a place to belong. Why do you think you all congregate on this bored taking turns sucking the man off and insulting anyone who disagrees? Because your dignity doesn't matter, as long as you have company to sacrifice it with. You definitely can't leave MAGA either, even if you're sick of Trump's shit, because that would be admitting that you were wrong and we all know that ain't happening. Because Daddy never does and never apologizes.

You're going to pile on me with your usual shit (hi @pawz!) and sob and cry some more about how everything Daddy says is right and we're all a bunch of lying communist rats. Go ahead, I don't give a shit. Deep down, you know I'm right. You just wanted a community all to yourselves and someone to speak for you, even if 100% of what comes out of that person's mouth is bullshit. It's YOUR bullshit. Enjoy it, fuckers.

Greetings, fellow patriots.