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One of my most memorable days of flyfishing was on the Texas State campus in San Marcos.

I was out on the San Marcos River early on what was to be another triple-digit summer day. Tucked behind some giant reeds, I was stalking some wily Rio Grande cichlids when a group of 3 inner-tubers were approaching. The river gets unfishable as the "tube" hatch balloons into an infestation by late morning. Alas, these early tubers were harbingers of an abrupt end to my AM line-wetting. Dammit!

I expected them to be the typically loud, uncivilized mouthbreathers that ruin summer fishing in the Texas Hill Country. However, so far, they were relatively quiet.

When they finally floated into my casting zone, I was pleasantly surprised to see that all 3 were ridiculously hot, tight-bodied, college females. Most likely TSU coeds. Two of the three were lying on their backs, toes dangling in the water over the edges of their tubes. The other was precariously straddling the tube, face down, legs spread wide open.

The next 30 seconds remain in my memory as an abnormally super-slo-mo, high-def experience.

The two ladies on their backs were topless without tan lines. One had B/C sized tits, with magnificently puffy, perky areolas, and hard, erect nipples that were so elevated they cast long shadows across her hard abdomen. I pulled the polarized sunglasses off my face for an unobstructed view. She proceeded to sprinkle river water over her chest, leaving droplets of water that, no shit, refracted light from her casabas into my eyes that spanned all colors in the visible spectrum.

Female deux was stacked from here to San Antonio. And topless. Look up voluptuous and you'll find an image of this chick and her rack. She used her index fingers to lightly trace the circumference of her nipples Dear Lord. Blood was rushing to my groin despite the cool, spring-fed waters in which I was wet wading.

The third young woman was also topless, but her breasts not visible owing to her prostrate, prone position. But was visible was a glistening ass, unobstructed by clothing beyond the scant threads of a thong spanning her lower back which magically disappeared into undoubtedly oft-fucked crevice. As the triad of tethered inner tubes gracefully rotated on the river's surface, it caused her spread-eagled crotch to be aligned perfectly with my fly rod and eyes. Her miniscule thong intersected her labia majora, while pinning her exposed labia minora on the left side. Her labs and ass were covered in sweat droplets thanks to the intense, Texas sun. I swear I could smell salted caramel, with a hint of ambergris, in that moment.

As they drifted out of view, I receded into the dense stand of reeds until I reached shore. I sat on the bank thinking, after a lifetime of flyfishing, this was unlikely to happen again. That is, until the next set of topless coeds drifted by about three minutes later.

Texas State. Worth a look.

Did it mention anywhere about “our guys working harder than EVER?”

They don't feature anonymous coach opinion's on each team anymore (or at least not UW, haven't looked at anyone else yet), but the good news is that it looks like they've chosen to replace it with quotes from Scott Eklund and an anonymous NFL scout take instead!

Here's what I found worth sharing, I might post more later in this thread but there's a lot of shit to sift through that assumes you are a filthy casual and don't know that the last time Washington didn't go to a bowl was in 2021.

Anyways,

Players to watch: all of the obvious choices but they added Elinneus Davis, Anterio Thompson, and Paki Finau.

Primary Strengths: "The Huskies retained their two top skill players in Coleman and Boston, among the best at their positions in the Big Ten. Davis was a key addition, and he should thrive in Walters' scheme"

Potential Problems: "Washington's offensive line is still a worry. Even though Fisch invested in a top flight transfer, former Kansas St standout Carver Willis, he's adjusting to left tackle after spending the majority of his time with the Wildcats at right tackle. The Huskies are expecting to feature true freshmen John Mills and Champ Taulealea as part of their rotation on the interior."

Overview: "With more time to build the roster and better depth, Fisch's second team should improve, particularly if Williams is as good as he looks, and his line meshes. It doesn't hurt that their three toughest games, Illinois, Ohio State and Oregon, will all be played at home."

Outsider's View (anonymous NFL scout): "I really liked Jonah Coleman at Arizona, and I like him even more now. The coaches rave about how hard he works, and he's just a rock in the backfield. Tacario Davis, the NFL guys know he has first-round potential. He has real-deal skills, although his movement skills aren't quite elite yet and we'd like to see him snag a few interceptions. But the crazy length Washington has in the secondary is impressive.

Overall, this looks like a tough team to pin down. Jedd was put into a nearly impossible situation last year. But he didn't just sit back. Looks like he fixed the line of scrimmage problem - at least it looks that way on paper. I bet the Huskies to be sneaky good."

I don't know who these magazines are for now, with all the space dedicated to NFL potential of players. You wouldn't care about this at this time if you were a die hard NFL fan and if you're a CFB sicko you roughly know the projected round(s) of your star players already. There's a lot of space now dedicated to telling you where transferred players came from, with little notes about them.