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Where is my Penn State game thread?
I need more game threads so I can poast about how I had better things to do than watch the game.

Thud

Going for the record of most college teams with the least impact

Another massive miss by Fisch, whenever you have an opportunity to get Gayer at linebacker you do it

Actually not all that interesting

It was kind of a good thing there was a roof on that stadium that night.

My CSB from that day. At the pregame deal, I entered the block of porta-cans and the open one was a handi-capable one. Normal sani-cans have that little urinal to the left, so I'm used to turning to the left and pissing in those things. Apparently the handicap sani-cans also have a plastic bucket like thing to the left that looks similar to the urinal. But of course, as anyone who uses the handicap sani-cans know, that is actually an extra toilet paper holder. So, while it looks like the plastic urinal, it holds piss like a toilet paper holder. Which means I had two shoes full of piss for the next 4 hours.

So I had that going for me. Which was nice. CSB.

Can’t wait to hear about Sark’s cutting edge 40 play script.