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Imagine being a huge baller and losing 25% of your net worth this week because all your money is in 401k’s and unvested RSU’s that you don’t even own.

Hope none of you Gen Z's are stuck with 0 hard assets or alternative forms of income beyond being a pretend investment guru. That would definitely suck ass.

The boy who doesn’t know accounting works and doesn’t know how the bond market works is a finance expert. What a time to be alive.

No. He will automate your job away though.

The bond market is far more important to his term’s economic success than the stock market. Which is why the OP is way over his skis in terms understanding anything.

So why are you getting raped if you predicted this?

My wife hasn’t been born yet