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The real heroes are soccer hooligans.

obviously

Can't we all just agree that there are many fine people on both sides?

proves a lot

you don't have to

it's a choice you've made

Which BidenBros is this?

And yet it takes a biologist now, according to you gals.

Yammering about a Dem coup was last week's bingo card

This week is Olympic outrage and whether black people know they're black

I'll let you know when I sell.

oh no

heh heh heh

Can't lose any money today if you're not selling today.

They're trying to protect you from yourself.