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This is the NFL jr now. You don’t get a decade to establish relationships and build a practice regimen. The right guy will figure it out immediately. There are probably 6, generously speaking, programs who don’t need the right guy and maybe 10 coaches on earth who are actually good at this. Once you’ve identified you aren’t one of those 6 programs and don’t have one of those 10 guys you move on.

Gonna be honest, yesterday's game turned me off from Fisch. Feels like that's what we're going to forever expect.

Let Jedd go to Florida. Hire James Franklin.

We may not win a natty with Franklin, but he'll be able to recruit and we'll at least not be a pussy ass football team bullied by the likes of Michigan.

Although I suppose there's also nothing stopping Florida from hiring Franklin.

-Demond will bounce back vs Illinois, much like Dante did against Rutgers.

-None of the Heisman leaders today were in the preseason top 5.

-Illinois does not look scary, lol. 63-10. UW will win unless Jedd makes zero adjustments from the UM game. Ok, fair poont.

-The silver lining: it's always darkest right before it gets pitch black.

-Bielema is better than Fisch. A helluva lot more likeable.

-The baseball metaphor back-and-forth was kinda gay, which should resonate with most listeners.

-The discussion about Joey's height and growth was exceptionally gay. Should have led with that.

-Joey might consider an energy drink or cocaine before podding

You don’t want to have me as the lone guest. You just don’t.

Related topic, when Dannen fled it came out after that his wife was still living in New Orleans, and that was considered a red flag. Same shit with Fisch. This dude is so gone if he gets a chance, hopefully that at least is motivating him to finish strong.

In his defense, he never stated which sport

I’m just bumping this to humiliate @PostGameOrangeSlices

Oh come on now. I love me some PurpleJ.

I don’t think anyone was saying we should’ve hired Cignetti. More just pointing to him as an example that it is not impossible to take over essentially nothing and win big right away by actually coaching the players. It’s a dig at everyone who wants to have super low expectations to prop up the coach and program.

If Florida hires Fisch there will be a fan revolt and Florida ends up rescinding the offer like when someone tried to hire Kentucky Stoops

It would be amusing