Best Of

I wanted a gun

Cooler heads prevailed

I got the Bo Jackson 2 in 1 handheld game fore Christmas and played the shit out of it. Still have it somewhere. I about fainted when I opened it up

As a kid, the toy store I loved was World of Toys on the corner of 140th and Bel Red Rd. They had everything. Saw Paul Silas in there and got his autograph. They had all the Star Wars figures and ships. AFX race sets. Tyco and Lionel Train sets. Cox rockets. Tons of dinosaur stuff.

I always wanted a big ass boombox. Never got it. Instead, I got a Panasonic radio with a tape deck which I still have to this day. It is the garage radio now. It takes batteries or you can plug it in. it is missing the rewind button, but I don't care. Thinking back, those big ass boombox needed a ton of batteries.

Back when it first opened, it seemed like The Locker Room sold high end stuff, like fancy NFL jerseys and helmets. I always kind of wanted one of those fancy jerseys. Instead, I got the Sears catalog version that had the team name and the #.

I was skiing fat pow all weekend with my lil pisses, boss.

Not at all. I can picture the fucking band and drama kids who liked Weezer right now and I'm sure they're now all the people who try to pretend like they're not from the Valley or be like I'm from some terrible place etc. I will give Weezer and their vibe credit though for being nerdy before it was cool.