Best Of

Both of these teams fucking suck, are slow as molasses, and have QBs that can barely throw a forward pass.

A serious UW beats these trash teams like a drum every year. Ferentz has been coaching there for centuries and his crowning achievement is getting ass fucked by Stanford in the Rose Bowl.

UW getting corn stomped by Iowa and choking against Tony Soprano last year gets the year 1 roster apocalypse pass for Jeddediah. No more losing to these whack fucking programs. Christ.

Just got out of rehab. But a pod can only catch so many catfish and skin so many bucks, before the corn liquor shit posting comes a callin.

2023 was very fun after getting to 12-0. Chanting the record over and over while we had my football practice mix playing loud outside the bus. Probably 20 silver bullets I’m by that time there was some serious shit talking going on. We sometimes have time to wait till the players come out so the kids with us can take pictures and congratulate them on a victory. Best part I still have a video still on my phone of ZTF Going to shake hands with my son, but making sure he blows his vape dragged to the other direction before he dabs him up. So that probably makes it my favorite.

My dad was taking my mom to the games back then even though she hated football. You didn't mention the monsoon conditions that day, Race. Conditions are miserable. With about 5:00 left my mom is bitching up a storm and my dad finally relents and then get up to leave.

They hear the first roar as they're crossing the Montlake Bridge. They hear the second massive roar as they reach the car.

My dad was despondent for having missed the miracle. My mom reportedly bitched all the way home.

Either that day or soon after, my mom says "Derek is getting old enough, take HIM to the fucking games!"

And so the following September 1976, 5-year old Stalin attends his first Husky game — a 38-17 win over Virginia.

I sat next to him and his wife at the natty, they’re great people. We got absolutely hammered in Galveston the night before the game with some Michigan fans. I loaned my knife to his nephew because he was going to a coke deal unarmed, never got it back. CSB

I don't know where it stands in greatest ACs but can't not post this picture

For some reason that uniform always reminds me of Sark at Notre Dame when his well documented goal line offense struggles appeared