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it's hard for some people to accept the math that they were a mediocre athlete, their spouse was a mediocre athlete, and, surprise, junior is a mediocre athlete.

marry a big boned woman who played sports. it increases your odds. the hot little number who looks great in a bathing suit now will throw off the wrong genes.

Way more sun than the Puget Sound area. Adding it to the list of possible places to visit for my departure out of this depressing grey weather.