It looks like he had a top 4, but decided at the last minute to make it 5 so they awkwardly squeezed the tiny W into the picture
I can barely get people under 35 to show up for work 5 days a week. I don’t know what happened to this generation, but they are lazy.
When I was that age I was building a career. “Back in my day…” but it’s true.
Mrs Throbber v2.0 is the queen of credit carding. I can't even count how many cards she opens on a regular basis. Takes the offer for the free $500 or whatever, spends the required amount, pay off the bill, close the card. It's like a video game for her. Spends her nights scouring the best card deals out there. She's got some intricate spreadsheet that she's developed to stick it to the man.
Airline miles, hotel points, whatever - she's got it wired. I don't think we've paid for a hotel in the last 5 years.