Best Of

Scarlett Johansson, Emily Blunt, Shakira and the sorority girl Otter picked up in Animal House (as she was in 1978).

Fuck you. Now I'm thinking Arbys.

Peterman was asking more from the "why would you want those people to win?" perspective, not from a likelihood perspective. I feel about Boise the way I feel about Gonzaga. Join a real conference and play a real schedule, or win it all with the one you play, or fuck right the fuck off. This business of "we beat this good team this one time" or "we almost beat this other team on the road this one time" is for the fucking birds.

Also, this love for another good running back has really crawled up my ass and is starting to rot. If that fucker had won the Heisman and Hunter was interviewed and said what he said, the collective meltdown here and elsewhere would cause the Pacific Plate to shift. I'm amazed at how full of feelings people are these days.

Kenny G

Ted Bundy

Bill Gates

PGOS

Wet T-shirt contests can be pretty competitive.

Also, sammich making? Not everyone can do it.

@Doog_de_Jour

Yeah, it’s shocking how many stupid Americans there are. More dumbos out there than bright people that’s for sure.

It just seems wrong to give money to any athlete whose sport doesn’t bring in a positive return.

In other words, if you’re a cost center, fuck off and be happy you have a job. Or LEAVE.

Maybe some of the women’s sports can get creative. Topless Tennis. Bottomless Basketball. Naked Golf. That might turn a profit.