USC pessimism has nothing to do with UW by the way. I follow Inside USC and he would have fired Clay last year. Next year he will have a lot of company
The USC loss in 2016 was a shitty loss. Sam Darnold was throwing footballs into pringles cans that night. Jake Browning shit his pants (nothing new but still) and our offensive gameplan was to avoid letting Gaskin touch the ball.
It was a total disaster. Helton fucking blows. USC should have clown shoed the conference last year with who they had and it took A David Shaw shitty 4th down call to squeak by the championship.
The USC loss in 2016 was a shitty loss. Sam Darnold was throwing footballs into pringles cans that night. Jake Browning shit his pants (nothing new but still) and our offensive gameplan was to avoid letting Gaskin touch the ball.
It was a total disaster. Helton fucking blows. USC should have clown shoed the conference last year with who they had and it took A David Shaw shitty 4th down call to squeak by the championship.
This.
It was one of the worst night's of my life after having a total kick ass day of back stage Game Day passes and bitching kegger at the Row Boat House.
I'm so grateful to Saint Haden for making the hires that saved the UW from mediocrity and weakened USC for a decade. If Helton couldn't lead USC to the playoffs with Sam Darnold at QB, there's no way they're going to be dominate with a QB who should be a high-school senior this fall.
This isn't news, of course, but it's important to give thanks to Our Lord and Savior as often as we can.
The USC loss in 2016 was a shitty loss. Sam Darnold was throwing footballs into pringles cans that night. Jake Browning shit his pants (nothing new but still) and our offensive gameplan was to avoid letting Gaskin touch the ball.
It was a total disaster. Helton fucking blows. USC should have clown shoed the conference last year with who they had and it took A David Shaw shitty 4th down call to squeak by the championship.
This. If anyone actually watched the gayme, those shoelace tackles (as in, his shoelaces tackled him) were at hugely inopportune times during the gayme.
Washington could very easily have won that gayme. Helton didn't come in and show anyone shit. That loss is on Browning as much as any in his long list of failures.
The playoff should be Bama, Clemson, tOSU, and SC every year.
We are coming up on year five of this thing and the Trojans are yet to get an invite. It's fucking pathetic.
Jesus.
I would only agree because there are only a few ACC teams worth a shit and most of them are somewhere in the wilderness atm.
Miami - TBD, Florida State - Williegetonthebus.gif, Notre Dame - ha!, Clemson is the only one with a settled successful coach and program for at least the immediate future.
There entire passing offense last year consisted of darnold running around on a broken play.
Still won then 10+ games
Yes I think that's the point. They won 10 games because darnold made plays. Their scheme and execution was shit with superior talent. A lot of people expect it to fall apart without an elite playmaker at qb. Usc shouldn't get their ass kicked by Norte dame Alabama and Ohio state the way they did either.
All that being said I wouldn't talk shit about it as a uw fan. Sling blade had a lot of success before the wheels came off too.
Define "a lot."
Losing to Arizona like clock work, multiple gas stations bowls, one being the worst loss in history, and the shittiest season since before football started isn't really a lot in my eyes.
Also I watched 2016 USC. It felt like getting sodomized, but some things I forgot that I noticed on rewatch:
-- Rapp, as always, showed up huge in this big game. I totally didn't remember. He had two monster INTs and was all over the place. His 2nd INT was clutch city in their territory set us up to win the game and the crowd was going bananas. Browning completely shat all over himself the next drive and gave SC the momentum back.
-- Best game Darnold played, period. Better than the Rose Bowl. He was unbelievable. There wasn't a single performance in 2017 that came close. Jones and King were draped all over their WRs and he still made them pay. Tip of the hat.
-- Psalm Wooching trying to rush Darnold
-- The playcalling was excruciatingly maddening. No rhythm. Panicked and abandoned early in the 3Q. How do Doogpound and Doogman types continue to defend Smith?
--- Ross just smoked their stud DB Jackson. How did Browning win P12OPOY and not Ross? What a joke.
Also I watched 2016 USC. It felt like getting sodomized, but some things I forgot that I noticed on rewatch:
-- Rapp, as always, showed up huge in this big game. I totally didn't remember. He had two monster INTs and was all over the place. His 2nd INT was clutch city in their territory set us up to win the game and the crowd was going bananas. Browning completely shat all over himself the next drive and gave SC the momentum back.
-- Best game Darnold played, period. Better than the Rose Bowl. He was unbelievable. There wasn't a single performance in 2017 that came close. Jones and King were draped all over their WRs and he still made them pay. Tip of the hat.
-- Psalm Wooching trying to rush Darnold
-- The playcalling was excruciatingly maddening. No rhythm. Panicked and abandoned early in the 3Q. How do Doogpound and Doogman types continue to defend Smith?
--- Ross just smoked their stud DB Jackson. How did Browning win P12OPOY and not Ross? What a joke.
I heard Browning's GF dumped him the week of the SC game and he was emotionally in the tank. LOL. Also said GF was a fucking Oregon student. Could Browning be any more unlikable?
Also I watched 2016 USC. It felt like getting sodomized, but some things I forgot that I noticed on rewatch:
-- Rapp, as always, showed up huge in this big game. I totally didn't remember. He had two monster INTs and was all over the place. His 2nd INT was clutch city in their territory set us up to win the game and the crowd was going bananas. Browning completely shat all over himself the next drive and gave SC the momentum back.
-- Best game Darnold played, period. Better than the Rose Bowl. He was unbelievable. There wasn't a single performance in 2017 that came close. Jones and King were draped all over their WRs and he still made them pay. Tip of the hat.
-- Psalm Wooching trying to rush Darnold
-- The playcalling was excruciatingly maddening. No rhythm. Panicked and abandoned early in the 3Q. How do Doogpound and Doogman types continue to defend Smith?
--- Ross just smoked their stud DB Jackson. How did Browning win P12OPOY and not Ross? What a joke.
The real question is how many games in this year until you stop blaming babushka and blame peterman instead when the playcalling is identical?
Also I watched 2016 USC. It felt like getting sodomized, but some things I forgot that I noticed on rewatch:
-- Rapp, as always, showed up huge in this big game. I totally didn't remember. He had two monster INTs and was all over the place. His 2nd INT was clutch city in their territory set us up to win the game and the crowd was going bananas. Browning completely shat all over himself the next drive and gave SC the momentum back.
-- Best game Darnold played, period. Better than the Rose Bowl. He was unbelievable. There wasn't a single performance in 2017 that came close. Jones and King were draped all over their WRs and he still made them pay. Tip of the hat.
-- Psalm Wooching trying to rush Darnold
-- The playcalling was excruciatingly maddening. No rhythm. Panicked and abandoned early in the 3Q. How do Doogpound and Doogman types continue to defend Smith?
--- Ross just smoked their stud DB Jackson. How did Browning win P12OPOY and not Ross? What a joke.
The real question is how many games in this year until you stop blaming babushka and blame peterman instead when the playcalling is identical?
I heard Browning's GF dumped him the week of the SC game and he was emotionally in the tank. LOL. Also said GF was a fucking Oregon student. Could Browning be any more unlikable?
Yes. The GF is like a 5'3" spinner that only desert, pool party feegs would like (hi @Pitchfork51 ).
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This isn't news, of course, but it's important to give thanks to Our Lord and Savior as often as we can.
SC really respects us!!!!!!
Washington could very easily have won that gayme. Helton didn't come in and show anyone shit. That loss is on Browning as much as any in his long list of failures.
Miami - TBD, Florida State - Williegetonthebus.gif, Notre Dame - ha!, Clemson is the only one with a settled successful coach and program for at least the immediate future.
Losing to Arizona like clock work, multiple gas stations bowls, one being the worst loss in history, and the shittiest season since before football started isn't really a lot in my eyes.
Sling had one good season. Full stop.
Also I watched 2016 USC. It felt like getting sodomized, but some things I forgot that I noticed on rewatch:
-- Rapp, as always, showed up huge in this big game. I totally didn't remember. He had two monster INTs and was all over the place. His 2nd INT was clutch city in their territory set us up to win the game and the crowd was going bananas. Browning completely shat all over himself the next drive and gave SC the momentum back.
-- Best game Darnold played, period. Better than the Rose Bowl. He was unbelievable. There wasn't a single performance in 2017 that came close. Jones and King were draped all over their WRs and he still made them pay. Tip of the hat.
-- Psalm Wooching trying to rush Darnold
-- The playcalling was excruciatingly maddening. No rhythm. Panicked and abandoned early in the 3Q. How do Doogpound and Doogman types continue to defend Smith?
--- Ross just smoked their stud DB Jackson. How did Browning win P12OPOY and not Ross? What a joke.
Praying for Gaskat.