Time to Embarrass Yourself Again!!! Predict UW's 2016 team record!!!

Link to 2015 results, in case you want to see how poorly you did: http://forum.hardcorehusky.com/discussion/21619/time-to-embarrass-yourself-again-predict-uws-2015-team-record/p1

Just like last year, this poll is for making your predictions on the first day of fall camp, so make sure you place your vote by the end of today. This way, your optimism/pessimism for 2016 is cemented in the pool (but you can move the goalposts all you want (Hi Aubs!) in the body of the thread). Also, you can go game-by-game if you want, but a vote is all we're looking for.

Choose wisely!

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phineas

There was no 3-9 option.

Tequilla

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

A lot of you like whining about this and that because that's what you losers do ...

Winners set high goals and hold themselves to that standard ...

There's been a lot of noise this offseason starting with the Death Row Defense writing a bunch of checks that they are going to have to cash on Saturday's ...

The losers sit there and say that they haven't done anything yet ...

Pete tells the media that they haven't done shit yet so the expectations are bullshit (from the outside) ...

But make no mistake, on the inside, the expectations are VERY, VERY CLEAR and you can tell from this video what they are ... North Champions ... PAC Champions ... Rose Bowl (or better) ...

The on-field performance can be criticized ...

The recruiting (particularly on the OL) can be criticized ...

But the days of questioning whether this program has set internally high standards ... that's can't be criticized anymore ... this pole tells you all you need to know about what the expectations are

Swaye

I say the same thing every year. Win 10 or GTFO.

Houhusky

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we arent going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, an inexperienced QB, or abundance this year, so we got that going for us. Rutgers, Idaho, and Svens fighting vikings provide a nice bumper crop of non conference wins to make the record seem better than it actually is.

Rutgers - W
Idaho - W
Svens NW Champs - W

Last year Arizona had the courtesy to not show up and stop the traditional mid season losing streak allowing UW to go 1-4 right in the middle of the season instead of 0-5. This year @ Arizona will be the first real test to see if the defense is the executioner or the prisoner on death row. Its at Arizona, but who gives a fuck, if UW is any good the defense should dominate and Gaskin should have 150+ yards and 3 TDs on the way to an easy win. Stanford is better and will continue to be better until proven otherwise, Mccaffery will run wild on the shit talking UW defense that hasnt seen any real competition since last November. Stanford has an ok coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. We aren't winning at Oregon with our shit razzle dazzle pre snap motion offense, maybe next year we will run the football against them. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers

@ Arizona - W
Stanford - L
@ Oregon - L

Bye (Bye week champs shirts will be available, nuff said on that)

The end of the season is almost as bad as the pre season. @Utah will be the hardest game and with former UW transfer and Seattle hurricane casualty String now QB for the Utes it becomes a revenge game we are likely to lose. Clean up all the teams that don't really belong in a "major power" conference and then beat a shit USC team at home that still has the stench of Cutty Sark on it and the season doesnt feel too bad.

Oregon State - W
@ Utah - L
@ Cal - W
USC - W
Arizona State - W
@ WSU - W

6-3 in conference finally breaking the streak of 4-5/5-4!!!!!

9 - 3 Overall (Likely play in the National University Holiday Bowl against a shit Minnesota team so we probably finish 10-3)

Doogs cheer everywhere, because double digit wins are always special, even if I could drunkenly coach UW to wins against Rutgers, Idaho, Portland St., Oregon State, Cal, and WSU.

The season hinges on the defenses ability to back up the shit talking and the ability for @Swaye to sneak into Babushkas office and scalp him before the season starts. Given the lack instruction guides due to having no written language and the propensity for drunkenness I dont have high hopes for @Swaye's success.

As always, the Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough

allpurpleallgold

There's only one option.

Swaye

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we arent going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, an inexperienced QB, or abundance this year, so we got that going for us. Rutgers, Idaho, and Svens fighting vikings provide a nice bumper crop of non conference wins to make the record seem better than it actually is.

Rutgers - W
Idaho - W
Svens NW Champs - W

Last year Arizona had the courtesy to not show up and stop the traditional mid season losing streak allowing UW to go 1-4 right in the middle of the season instead of 0-5. This year @ Arizona will be the first real test to see if the defense is the executioner or the prisoner on death row. Its at Arizona, but who gives a fuck, if UW is any good the defense should dominate and Gaskin should have 150+ yards and 3 TDs on the way to an easy win. Stanford is better and will continue to be better until proven otherwise, Mccaffery will run wild on the shit talking UW defense that hasnt seen any real competition since last November. Stanford has an ok coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. We aren't winning at Oregon with our shit razzle dazzle pre snap motion offense, maybe next year we will run the football against them. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers

@ Arizona - W
Stanford - L
@ Oregon - L

Bye (Bye week champs shirts will be available, nuff said on that)

The end of the season is almost as bad as the pre season. @Utah will be the hardest game and with former UW transfer and Seattle hurricane casualty String now QB for the Utes it becomes a revenge game we are likely to lose. Clean up all the teams that don't really belong in a "major power" conference and then beat a shit USC team at home that still has the stench of Cutty Sark on it and the season doesnt feel too bad.

Oregon State - W
@ Utah - L
@ Cal - W
USC - W
Arizona State - W
@ WSU - W

6-3 in conference finally breaking the streak of 4-5/5-4!!!!!

9 - 3 Overall (Likely play in the National University Holiday Bowl against a shit Minnesota team so we probably finish 10-3)

Doogs cheer everywhere, because double digit wins are always special, even if I could drunkenly coach UW to wins against Rutgers, Idaho, Portland St., Oregon State, Cal, and WSU.

The season hinges on the defenses ability to back up the shit talking and the ability for @Swaye to sneak into Babushkas office and scalp him before the season starts. Given the lack instruction guides due to having no written language and the propensity for drunkenness I dont have high hopes for @Swaye's success.

As always, the Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough

This bored will have material for ages when I get arrested in Babushkas office after being found passed out naked with warpaint on my genitals and an axe with the words "This is for the Vanilla Hammer offense you fuck" written on the handle.

Someone please send care packages in care of King County Jail. TIA.

RaceBannon

Losers lose

MisterEm

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we arent going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, an inexperienced QB, or abundance this year, so we got that going for us. Rutgers, Idaho, and Svens fighting vikings provide a nice bumper crop of non conference wins to make the record seem better than it actually is.

Rutgers - W
Idaho - W
Svens NW Champs - W

Last year Arizona had the courtesy to not show up and stop the traditional mid season losing streak allowing UW to go 1-4 right in the middle of the season instead of 0-5. This year @ Arizona will be the first real test to see if the defense is the executioner or the prisoner on death row. Its at Arizona, but who gives a fuck, if UW is any good the defense should dominate and Gaskin should have 150+ yards and 3 TDs on the way to an easy win. Stanford is better and will continue to be better until proven otherwise, Mccaffery will run wild on the shit talking UW defense that hasnt seen any real competition since last November. Stanford has an ok coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. We aren't winning at Oregon with our shit razzle dazzle pre snap motion offense, maybe next year we will run the football against them. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers

@ Arizona - W
Stanford - L
@ Oregon - L

Bye (Bye week champs shirts will be available, nuff said on that)

The end of the season is almost as bad as the pre season. @Utah will be the hardest game and with former UW transfer and Seattle hurricane casualty String now QB for the Utes it becomes a revenge game we are likely to lose. Clean up all the teams that don't really belong in a "major power" conference and then beat a shit USC team at home that still has the stench of Cutty Sark on it and the season doesnt feel too bad.

Oregon State - W
@ Utah - L
@ Cal - W
USC - W
Arizona State - W
@ WSU - W

6-3 in conference finally breaking the streak of 4-5/5-4!!!!!

9 - 3 Overall (Likely play in the National University Holiday Bowl against a shit Minnesota team so we probably finish 10-3)

Doogs cheer everywhere, because double digit wins are always special, even if I could drunkenly coach UW to wins against Rutgers, Idaho, Portland St., Oregon State, Cal, and WSU.

The season hinges on the defenses ability to back up the shit talking and the ability for @Swaye to sneak into Babushkas office and scalp him before the season starts. Given the lack instruction guides due to having no written language and the propensity for drunkenness I dont have high hopes for @Swaye's success.

As always, the Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough
This bored will have material for ages when I get arrested in Babushkas office after being found passed out naked with warpaint on my genitals and an axe with the words "This is for the ~~Vanilla Hammer~~ Random Play Generator offense you fuck" written on the handle.

Someone please send care packages in care of King County Jail. TIA.

Crisped.

IPukeOregonGrellow

8-5 makes the offseason Natty hype legit. But if Gaskin blows an ACL or gurgles in Lake Washington preseason I reserve the right to severely downgrade this to 6-7.

dhdawg

10 needs to be the absolute minimum this year. And why should I expect a husky football team to meet that

fivehundredmileDAWG

9-3 (6-3)

Bowl win = 10

NeGgaPlEaSe

We suck, Oregon Stanford and a Arizona loss

doogsinparadise

Well considering how dialed in I was last year, why change my prediction. *sarcasm*

BennyBeaver

@Owen12 or bust.

Rumor has it I will be attending at least one Huskie game this year.

Dennis_DeYoung

6-6 then a bowl win in a dreck bowl against a non-P5; or 7-5 and lose in a dreck bowl against a P5 opponent.

Baseman

* adjusted for inflation and a shit schedule.

Baseman

Losers lose

Judging by your non-vote, UW will forfeit the entire season? Not a bad idea IMO.

RoadDawg55

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

You picked 12-1 the year before. Fuck off.

RoadDawg55

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we arent going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, an inexperienced QB, or abundance this year, so we got that going for us. Rutgers, Idaho, and Svens fighting vikings provide a nice bumper crop of non conference wins to make the record seem better than it actually is.

Rutgers - W
Idaho - W
Svens NW Champs - W

Last year Arizona had the courtesy to not show up and stop the traditional mid season losing streak allowing UW to go 1-4 right in the middle of the season instead of 0-5. This year @ Arizona will be the first real test to see if the defense is the executioner or the prisoner on death row. Its at Arizona, but who gives a fuck, if UW is any good the defense should dominate and Gaskin should have 150+ yards and 3 TDs on the way to an easy win. Stanford is better and will continue to be better until proven otherwise, Mccaffery will run wild on the shit talking UW defense that hasnt seen any real competition since last November. Stanford has an ok coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. We aren't winning at Oregon with our shit razzle dazzle pre snap motion offense, maybe next year we will run the football against them. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers

@ Arizona - W
Stanford - L
@ Oregon - L

Bye (Bye week champs shirts will be available, nuff said on that)

The end of the season is almost as bad as the pre season. @Utah will be the hardest game and with former UW transfer and Seattle hurricane casualty String now QB for the Utes it becomes a revenge game we are likely to lose. Clean up all the teams that don't really belong in a "major power" conference and then beat a shit USC team at home that still has the stench of Cutty Sark on it and the season doesnt feel too bad.

Oregon State - W
@ Utah - L
@ Cal - W
USC - W
Arizona State - W
@ WSU - W

6-3 in conference finally breaking the streak of 4-5/5-4!!!!!

9 - 3 Overall (Likely play in the National University Holiday Bowl against a shit Minnesota team so we probably finish 10-3)

Doogs cheer everywhere, because double digit wins are always special, even if I could drunkenly coach UW to wins against Rutgers, Idaho, Portland St., Oregon State, Cal, and WSU.

The season hinges on the defenses ability to back up the shit talking and the ability for @Swaye to sneak into Babushkas office and scalp him before the season starts. Given the lack instruction guides due to having no written language and the propensity for drunkenness I dont have high hopes for @Swaye's success.

As always, the Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough
This bored will have material for ages when I get arrested in Babushkas office after being found passed out naked with warpaint on my genitals and an axe with the words "This is for the Vanilla Hammer offense you fuck" written on the handle.

Someone please send care packages in care of King County Jail. TIA.

You should actually get arrested in Peterman's offense. It's his fault we even know who Babushka is outside of being a midget QB for the Boovs back in the day.