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http://twitter.com/PassTheJuice/status/768882150145785856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY
http://twitter.com/YahooDrSaturday/status/768576739844907009
“The national picture has changed quite a bit,” Burman said. “... We’ve been doing research, tracking what’s going on nationally, and the number of schools that have added beer sales to the general admission area, the general access areas in football, in all sporting events, on campus, has increased dramatically.” UW Open…
http://twitter.com/WSJ/status/766024968601763840U.S. officials wouldn't let Iranians take control of the money until a Swiss Air Force plane carrying three freed Americans departed from Tehran on Jan. 17, the officials said. Once that happened, an Iranian cargo plane was allowed to bring the cash back from a Geneva airport…
http://twitter.com/chriswilson28/status/766745415861411842 http://twitter.com/adamgorney/status/766745798059130881
http://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/768189731863535616
http://twitter.com/ChrisDaniels5/status/768213526808825856 The mandarins will always be taken care of. Homeless remain without homes, but at least they will be directed.
https://youtu.be/xe3FA2RKOPM
http://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/765646840226127872
...when the election is over and the Tug can go back to being about which hot teacher fucked her underage student and other cool shit. Politics is fucking exhausting, and stupid.
http://twitter.com/MichaelWBratton/status/718820968236331008 Why would this kid come out here on his own dime?
Oregon: 2nd gold medal in the decathlon, gold in the 4x100 women's relay, gold in the 1500m, bronze in the women's heptathalon, bronze in the marathon. UW: dominant in rowboat (US and Canadian) and part of the women's volleyball team. Looks like the Zika virus won
http://twitter.com/dannyrube/status/767410584866304000
So we're watching a horror movie, and my super-PC daughter says, "Oh no the black guy is gonna die!" "Gretchen, I specifically asked for NO racist crap." "Daaaaaaayyyd" "You simply couldn't hold back, could you?"
Your dick pic cured my breast cancer - w4m I met you in the cafeteria about a week ago at the University of Chicago Medical Center. We struck up a conversation about chemotherapy and insurance premiums. You spoke of your ailment of having crohn's disease and I spoke of my battle with breast cancer. You were slightly taller…
http://twitter.com/Chris_Fetters/status/766093584114208768 http://twitter.com/MylesGAS/status/766122591127941120
http://twitter.com/JHopkins247/status/765984800578555904
http://twitter.com/ChrisDaniels5/status/763829626724581376Under the provisions of the new five-year agreement, the use of “12th Man” on the Ring of Honor in the Seahawks’ CenturyLink Field in Seattle will no longer occur, nor will there be any references to “12th Man” be used by the Seahawks in social media. We all win.
http://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/766028745299767297
http://twitter.com/GregBiggins/status/765405135925161984
http://twitter.com/2AvSagas/status/765019785507799040 Seriously you can't make this shit up
http://twitter.com/DuckFootball/status/765230617495613441
http://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/765227965877628928
Love this shit http://twitter.com/McMurphyESPN/status/764874708730933248
http://twitter.com/slmandel/status/762795111663009792
http://twitter.com/CoachSamz/status/764097897839329280
https://clyp.it/vqboxypc