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The MP5's. Tell me more about the MP5's.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks. -
minion_doog said:
The MP5's. Tell me more about the MP5's.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
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4 position fun-switch *swoooooooon*Swaye said:minion_doog said:
The MP5's. Tell me more about the MP5's.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
No Compromise
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The Germans don't fuck around.
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Sounds like you're a virginSwaye said:The Germans don't fuck around.
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Lufthansa Lounge; Buisness Class? Is Orkin hiring.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks. -
It's basically an MP4 but with 25% more.minion_doog said:
The MP5's. Tell me more about the MP5's.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks. -
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brb, I just left to go to the Israeli Consulate to inquire on how to join the fight against the arab terrorists.
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Well, if we know anything, it’s that your kraut corn hole can’t get enough wurst.Pitchfork51 said:
Sounds like you're a virginSwaye said:The Germans don't fuck around.
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HahaYellowSnow said:
Well, if we know anything, it’s that your kraut corn hole can’t get enough wurst.Pitchfork51 said:
Sounds like you're a virginSwaye said:The Germans don't fuck around.
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Tha fucque is a “Gal Godot”
And, as always, pics of GTFO -
One time I had to shit three times on an hour and 20 minute flight. The worst part was staring at everyone walking to the back of the plane the third time, like WTF is wrong with you.backthepack said:
Sitting on one of those for 30 minutes with the runs has to be the worst experience ever.PurpleBaze said:
Yes, that part definitely sucks.backthepack said:
Not as bad but it was on an airplane.PurpleBaze said:
@jhfstyle24 ruins?backthepack said:
That’s the only thing that I remember about the Frankfurt airport. Well and the schnitzel sandwich that gave me ruins during the 14 hour flight home. Fuck that.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
No fun to go spackle the lav... I hate airplane lavs anyway. Probably the dirtiest place you'll ever want to be in. -
Check again broCaptainPJ said:Tha fucque is a “Gal Godot”
And, as always, pics of GTFO
But in the meantime...
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Perfect - got it!
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You should thank Saudi Arabia for the experience; Lufthansa/Frankfurt sends the arrivals from "places they do not trust" through a ton of extra security. I had been through Frankfurt at least 10 times, but always to/from the US and continental Europe. Easy and not much in the way of extra security. Came back from Egypt in September and I got the full on extra security process. Took forever but hot German cops!Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
Polaris is nice but for Frankfurt to Dulles I'm partial to the 747s that Lufthansa flies. A seat in business class on the upper deck feels like a private jet. The unwashed masses blowing up toilets with the runs are down below and out of sight. Flying out of Dulles you take the train to the B gates, go right in the lounge and board from the lounge. It's great. Plus 747s cruise faster so you save 20 mins of flying time and then it parks at gates closer to customs at Dulles so the moon buggy ride is quick when you're arriving.
It does terribly suck to be tall (6'5") and be stuck in the back on a long ass flight, or even a medium one. I've done Auckland to LAX in the back row middle seat of a full 747 and a few others. Luckily my employer has a generous travel policy and I plan as much as I can to prevent misery. It is doable though since every US airline will sell extra leg room coach seats. -
Easy now, it's not like he was in the Lufthansa Senator Lounge which is nicer, or if he was really a baller, the Lufthansa Frankfurt First Class Terminal:Baseman said:
Lufthansa Lounge; Buisness Class? Is Orkin hiring.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
Welcome to the First Class Terminal at Frankfurt. Everything here has been arranged for your personal comfort and well-being. With easy chairs, quiet rooms with day beds, spacious shower rooms, fine wining and dining with award-winning cuisine, a Cigar Lounge and a bar with a range of drinks that includes over 130 different kinds of whisky.
The First Class Terminal at Frankfurt in detail
A personal assistant will be waiting for you in the reception area to take care of all your travel formalities swiftly and discreetly. The assistant will then accompany you through security and take care of the check-in procedure for you.
If you would like to relax, you have plenty of opportunities, such as in the easy chairs that certainly live up to their name. Also available are two quiet rooms with day beds, four shower rooms (one with a bathtub) and a Cigar Lounge.
In the Wining & Dining area, the culinary delights of award-winning cuisine (buffet or à la carte) await you. Amongst other drinks, the bar has over 130 different whiskies to offer.
Guests who would like to work in a discreet environment can use any of the five separate office units with complimentary services (Wi-Fi, local telephone calls, fax).
You are welcome to bring a travelling companion with you into the First Class Terminal, as long as they are booked on the same flight as yourself with Lufthansa, Austrian Airlines or SWISS. Life partners and spouses and children under 18 must have a valid boarding pass for a flight on the same day as that of the person inviting them into the terminal.
Maybe Swaye can get an upgrade and bring his "Life partner" with him next time -
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This thread delivers. .
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I actually was in the Senator Lounge! BAM! Didn't want to humble brag too much, but I am a loser Platinum 1K with United, and the booking was with United. Funny you mention Lufthansa because while Polaris is nice, the flights from Jeddah to Frankfurt were both on Airbus 330's I think from Lufthansa, and their business class blows United out of the water. Better looking staff, better lighting, more spacious toilets, and way better food. I even thought they had a better movie selection. US carriers suck.whlinder said:
Easy now, it's not like he was in the Lufthansa Senator Lounge which is nicer, or if he was really a baller, the Lufthansa Frankfurt First Class Terminal:Baseman said:
Lufthansa Lounge; Buisness Class? Is Orkin hiring.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
Welcome to the First Class Terminal at Frankfurt. Everything here has been arranged for your personal comfort and well-being. With easy chairs, quiet rooms with day beds, spacious shower rooms, fine wining and dining with award-winning cuisine, a Cigar Lounge and a bar with a range of drinks that includes over 130 different kinds of whisky.
The First Class Terminal at Frankfurt in detail
A personal assistant will be waiting for you in the reception area to take care of all your travel formalities swiftly and discreetly. The assistant will then accompany you through security and take care of the check-in procedure for you.
If you would like to relax, you have plenty of opportunities, such as in the easy chairs that certainly live up to their name. Also available are two quiet rooms with day beds, four shower rooms (one with a bathtub) and a Cigar Lounge.
In the Wining & Dining area, the culinary delights of award-winning cuisine (buffet or à la carte) await you. Amongst other drinks, the bar has over 130 different whiskies to offer.
Guests who would like to work in a discreet environment can use any of the five separate office units with complimentary services (Wi-Fi, local telephone calls, fax).
You are welcome to bring a travelling companion with you into the First Class Terminal, as long as they are booked on the same flight as yourself with Lufthansa, Austrian Airlines or SWISS. Life partners and spouses and children under 18 must have a valid boarding pass for a flight on the same day as that of the person inviting them into the terminal.
Maybe Swaye can get an upgrade and bring his "Life partner" with him next time -
Bugs never sleep.Baseman said:
Lufthansa Lounge; Buisness Class? Is Orkin hiring.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks. -
I know you’re being sarcastic but I’ve actually looked into this at one point when I got bored with civilian life.LebamDawg said:brb, I just left to go to the Israeli Consulate to inquire on how to join the fight against the arab terrorists.
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Was that all a lead in to a gay joke?whlinder said:
Easy now, it's not like he was in the Lufthansa Senator Lounge which is nicer, or if he was really a baller, the Lufthansa Frankfurt First Class Terminal:Baseman said:
Lufthansa Lounge; Buisness Class? Is Orkin hiring.Swaye said:
Dude, the two that accosted me over my desert fruit weren't even the end of the show. These hot German broads with full kit were crawling all over the airport. As you say, I have never seen anythign like it. It's rare to see one hot police chick, let alone a dozen of them in one place. Frankfurt is the best airport ever. I had a boner for 6 hours.whlinder said:The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
Just got home. 26 hours from hotel to trailer. FML. I get to do it again at the end of Feb. Christ. Just shoot me. I feel for all you tall fucks. I saw a dude that had to be 6'8" slumming back in coach on the 9 hour flight to Dulles today and he looked like he would rather be getting tortured by the gooks with McCain. Fuck that. I was comfy as hell up in Polaris Business in my lay flat watching 22 miles and slamming down drinks.
Welcome to the First Class Terminal at Frankfurt. Everything here has been arranged for your personal comfort and well-being. With easy chairs, quiet rooms with day beds, spacious shower rooms, fine wining and dining with award-winning cuisine, a Cigar Lounge and a bar with a range of drinks that includes over 130 different kinds of whisky.
The First Class Terminal at Frankfurt in detail
A personal assistant will be waiting for you in the reception area to take care of all your travel formalities swiftly and discreetly. The assistant will then accompany you through security and take care of the check-in procedure for you.
If you would like to relax, you have plenty of opportunities, such as in the easy chairs that certainly live up to their name. Also available are two quiet rooms with day beds, four shower rooms (one with a bathtub) and a Cigar Lounge.
In the Wining & Dining area, the culinary delights of award-winning cuisine (buffet or à la carte) await you. Amongst other drinks, the bar has over 130 different whiskies to offer.
Guests who would like to work in a discreet environment can use any of the five separate office units with complimentary services (Wi-Fi, local telephone calls, fax).
You are welcome to bring a travelling companion with you into the First Class Terminal, as long as they are booked on the same flight as yourself with Lufthansa, Austrian Airlines or SWISS. Life partners and spouses and children under 18 must have a valid boarding pass for a flight on the same day as that of the person inviting them into the terminal.
Maybe Swaye can get an upgrade and bring his "Life partner" with him next time
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Winning!!!
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This makes me a little upset... why can’t I have nice things as well 😪
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The Throbber is so confused. Like tittay overload. I can't pick my favorite Joobs.Gilbystaint said:
Mercy Me!minion_doog said:
This is not gonna be good on the OCD today.
Scoll up, scroll down, scroll back up, brb you, scroll up scroll down....
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PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber is so confused. Like tittay overload. I can't pick my favorite Joobs.Gilbystaint said:
Mercy Me!minion_doog said:
This is not gonna be good on the OCD today.
Scoll up, scroll down, scroll back up, brb you, scroll up scroll down....
