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Swaye
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I escaped Saudi Arabia after midnight local time last night by clearing immigration and security and boarding a Lufthansa flight bound for Frankfurt, Germany. Landed a few hours ago on an extended layover, and board my next leg to DC in about an hour or so. I didn't get arrested, or probed anally, or drink at all for 9 days. I was in Business flying out and as soon as we took off I ordered 6 Bailey's rocks. Flight attendant looked at me funny, and then brought me 6, as requested. FUCK YEAH!
Anyway, get into Frankfurt and go to clear the passport control/security area for transfers, and get accosted for dates (the fruit like things not the activity) that I packed in from KSA. Anyway, they finally let me keep my delicious fruit thingies, and I was questioned by two total smokeshow 5' 10" blonde haired German female cops. And they both had MP5s strapped around them. I had a boner for the entire round of questioning. No pics, because I didn't want to get shot, but I fucking LOVE Germany.
Sitting in the Lufthansa lounge now about to pack it in, and I am a lame ass and came here to tell you degenerates all about it. Fuck off if you don't like story time. Wish they would have strip searched me. Why I can't I get the anal probe when it is two Heidi Klum look alikes packing SMGs?
Later fags.
Anyway, get into Frankfurt and go to clear the passport control/security area for transfers, and get accosted for dates (the fruit like things not the activity) that I packed in from KSA. Anyway, they finally let me keep my delicious fruit thingies, and I was questioned by two total smokeshow 5' 10" blonde haired German female cops. And they both had MP5s strapped around them. I had a boner for the entire round of questioning. No pics, because I didn't want to get shot, but I fucking LOVE Germany.
Sitting in the Lufthansa lounge now about to pack it in, and I am a lame ass and came here to tell you degenerates all about it. Fuck off if you don't like story time. Wish they would have strip searched me. Why I can't I get the anal probe when it is two Heidi Klum look alikes packing SMGs?
Later fags.
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This is #MySwaye.
We need more stories dammit. Even though this is a shitty one. Needs moar wombat guernica. -
The female German cops at the Frankfurt airport are fucking amazing. I’ve never seen something like that any where else.
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I felt very at home when I was in Germany.
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Stay in your lane, Sailor. If you were a 6’6” handsome German American you would have gotten the anal cavity search fer sure.
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brb, yo
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Israeli forces up there too. -
You can’t flag a moderator’s post even when his drink of choice is Bailey’s.
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“Rocks”, breakfast of Champions!BennyBeaver said:You can’t flag a moderator’s post even when his drink of choice is Bailey’s.
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JOOBS!!!!Gilbystaint said:
Israeli forces up there too. -
When you start getting tremens it's best to ease back into the abuse.BennyBeaver said:You can’t flag a moderator’s post even when his drink of choice is Bailey’s.
