Who does Oregon hire next

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes

No. There's a difference between posts that don't merit a response for various reasons (typically, good, factual posts without a "take", others vary from "you missed the poont but I'm too lazy to respond" to "too phucktarded to warrant a response, WTF, flag, or downvote") and ones that deserve a "yawn".

Yawn deserves its own category. "tl,dr" might also warrant a category. But Yawn would be intensively subscribed. Assloads of posts are boilerplate. Predictable. Boring as fuck. Yawners.

I couldn't help but think "yawn" *before* I clicked on your post because I knew the punch line already. That's a Yawn. And yes I'm bored or I wouldn't have responded.

You're better than yawn, Race. Do better.

RaceBannon

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes
No. There's a difference between posts that don't merit a response for various reasons (typically, good, factual posts without a "take", others vary from "you missed the poont but I'm too lazy to respond" to "too phucktarded to warrant a response, WTF, flag, or downvote") and ones that deserve a "yawn".

Yawn deserves its own category. "tl,dr" might also warrant a category. But Yawn would be intensively subscribed. Assloads of posts are boilerplate. Predictable. Boring as fuck. Yawners.

I couldn't help but think "yawn" *before* I clicked on your post because I knew the punch line already. That's a Yawn. And yes I'm bored or I wouldn't have responded.

You're better than yawn, Race. Do better.

And a second even lengthier reply to show how you don't care

Domicillo

https://twitter.com/brandonhuffman/status/1078735797547806720?s=21

Swaye

https://twitter.com/brandonhuffman/status/1078735797547806720?s=21

Greatest Coach of his age.

Fenderbender123

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes
No. There's a difference between posts that don't merit a response for various reasons (typically, good, factual posts without a "take", others vary from "you missed the poont but I'm too lazy to respond" to "too phucktarded to warrant a response, WTF, flag, or downvote") and ones that deserve a "yawn".

Yawn deserves its own category. "tl,dr" might also warrant a category. But Yawn would be intensively subscribed. Assloads of posts are boilerplate. Predictable. Boring as fuck. Yawners.

I couldn't help but think "yawn" *before* I clicked on your post because I knew the punch line already. That's a Yawn. And yes I'm bored or I wouldn't have responded.

You're better than yawn, Race. Do better.

*yawn*

DerekJohnson

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.

Let's start things off with a nice donation. Render unto Stalin what is Stalin's. Then I'll get my crack staff up in Montreal to work on getting you a yawn button. Shouldn't take more than 24-30 months.

dawgs206

https://twitter.com/brucefeldmancfb/status/1079435568470061056?s=21

Uhhh so this thread just got more interesting.

RaceBannon

Its real

RaceBannon

What does @flatus have to say now!!??

CuntWaffle

https://twitter.com/manny_navarro/status/1079437854277804038?s=21

GaryFromTeenMom

Just posting this here now so we all can come back and laugh at it next week...

CuntWaffle

Mario doesn’t want to talk about any of that RUMOR STUFF

AtomicDawg

While Miami hiring away cristobal would be pretty funny, not sure it is the best thing for the rest of the conference. Oregon could be good with a real coach if the talent sticks around.

Bread

Ducks are in panic mode.

jhfstyle24

So this is 2 years in a row a new coach comes in, kicks ass in recruiting with their new shiny Ducks shit, and then their dream job opens up?

Ouch.

RoadTrip

Ducks are in panic mode.

But uncle Phil

LoneStarDawg

The Oregon coaching tree is looking more like a stump

animate

This sure adds flavor to the bowl season. Waiting for the duck reactions...

AtomicDawg

So this is 2 years in a row a new coach comes in, kicks ass in recruiting with their new shiny Ducks shit, and then their dream job opens up?

Ouch.

If Miami were to actually hire Mario that would a black eye for the u.

Comments

Gwad

~~Oregon is Alma Mater U~~ Nevermind Taggart went to Western Kentucky. Why was FSU his dream job?

HillsboroDuck

Shouldn't @creepycoug want this? Why you flag?

creepycoug

Shouldn't @creepycoug want this? Why you flag?

Because Racebannon wrote it. That's how we do.

PurpleJ

Jimmy Lake

HuskyJW

Players want JIM LEAVITT!

Baseman

http://twitter.com/daveyoung84/status/1078495165315276800?s=21

RatherBeBrewing

Leavitt will always have a puncher's chance.

But I think we all know who the obvious choice is...

CuntWaffle

Cristoball at the U is creeps ultimate wet dream

creepycoug

Cristoball at the U is creeps ultimate wet dream

I sure wouldn't mind him on the staff.

flatus

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.

RaceBannon

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.

A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes

flatus

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes

RaceBannon

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes
No. There's a difference between posts that don't merit a response for various reasons (typically, good, factual posts without a "take", others vary from "you missed the poont but I'm too lazy to respond" to "too phucktarded to warrant a response, WTF, flag, or downvote") and ones that deserve a "yawn".

Yawn deserves its own category. "tl,dr" might also warrant a category. But Yawn would be intensively subscribed. Assloads of posts are boilerplate. Predictable. Boring as fuck. Yawners.

I couldn't help but think "yawn" *before* I clicked on your post because I knew the punch line already. That's a Yawn. And yes I'm bored or I wouldn't have responded.

You're better than yawn, Race. Do better.

And a second even lengthier reply to show how you don't care

Domicillo

https://twitter.com/brandonhuffman/status/1078735797547806720?s=21

Swaye

https://twitter.com/brandonhuffman/status/1078735797547806720?s=21

Greatest Coach of his age.

Fenderbender123

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.
A lack of a reply would have spoke volumes
No. There's a difference between posts that don't merit a response for various reasons (typically, good, factual posts without a "take", others vary from "you missed the poont but I'm too lazy to respond" to "too phucktarded to warrant a response, WTF, flag, or downvote") and ones that deserve a "yawn".

Yawn deserves its own category. "tl,dr" might also warrant a category. But Yawn would be intensively subscribed. Assloads of posts are boilerplate. Predictable. Boring as fuck. Yawners.

I couldn't help but think "yawn" *before* I clicked on your post because I knew the punch line already. That's a Yawn. And yes I'm bored or I wouldn't have responded.

You're better than yawn, Race. Do better.

*yawn*

DerekJohnson

Dear @DerekJohnson: when does the "yawn" button go into effect? WTF, Flag, or Downvote don't quite convey my apathy toward this post.

dawgs206

https://twitter.com/brucefeldmancfb/status/1079435568470061056?s=21

Uhhh so this thread just got more interesting.

RaceBannon

Its real

RaceBannon

What does @flatus have to say now!!??

CuntWaffle

https://twitter.com/manny_navarro/status/1079437854277804038?s=21

GaryFromTeenMom

Just posting this here now so we all can come back and laugh at it next week...

CuntWaffle

Mario doesn’t want to talk about any of that RUMOR STUFF

AtomicDawg

While Miami hiring away cristobal would be pretty funny, not sure it is the best thing for the rest of the conference. Oregon could be good with a real coach if the talent sticks around.

Bread

Ducks are in panic mode.

jhfstyle24

So this is 2 years in a row a new coach comes in, kicks ass in recruiting with their new shiny Ducks shit, and then their dream job opens up?

Ouch.

RoadTrip

Ducks are in panic mode.

But uncle Phil

LoneStarDawg

The Oregon coaching tree is looking more like a stump

animate

This sure adds flavor to the bowl season. Waiting for the duck reactions...

AtomicDawg

So this is 2 years in a row a new coach comes in, kicks ass in recruiting with their new shiny Ducks shit, and then their dream job opens up?

Ouch.

If Miami were to actually hire Mario that would a black eye for the u.