The UW Doog Pod Episode 5 Latter Day Doogs

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Lots of big shit talkers but no one finalizing any bets. Anyone with a smidgen of name recognition around here is welcome to nut up or shut up and take the bet on the table with J. UW Game week bet, 1 year avatar change. Simple. You a big boy @Swaye ?

Terms for pre-Sunday bets: opt out clause for both parties prior to game day, 1 month gulag penalty for backing out.

Terms for post-Sunday bets: None, as long as Oregon enters this game at 4-1 and Herbert is the starting QB. 1 year avatar change.

I’m not much of a gambler, but I’m feeling lucky @oregonblitzkrieg - just so I’m clear, the deal is if UW beats Oregon I would get to pick your avatar for a year (as long as it follows Derek’s website rules), and if Oregon beats UW you get to pick mine for a year (again, as long as it follows Derek’s website rules)...correct?

I agree to your pre-Sunday opt out clause (1 month gulag penalty for backing out).

Do we have a deal?

It's a deal. But I want to give @PurpleJ one last shot to step up, save face, be a man and take this deal himself. He gets 12 hours from this poast to respond or the deal is between you and I. @SECDAWG

Agreed.

Strong pod men. #finishit

@Swaye @Thebourbinator , errr, I mean Mayor I’d Ding Dong City.

Qualifier: I have never been fast strategy. Like Yella Piss I am slow strategy as fuck. I’ve never done blow or had my way with hookers. I’m a beer festival, drink whiskey neat, routine sex with one woman, take vacations and go to sporting events kind of guy.

That said, marriage didn’t ruin my life. I feel like one of the few guys who ever says that, but I’m not miserable.

I was with my wife 6 years before we got married. Been married for 2 years now. Nothing has changed for us. She didn’t turn into a monster, and we still do the same shit we did before.

We are non-breeders, so maybe that’s the difference. Without kids our time isn’t completely taken up and we aren’t stressed and don’t argue.

What I’m trying to say, is if you get yourself a cool ass chick, things don’t necessarily have to change. Or maybe I’m the fucking anomaly. My friends seem miserable, but they all started having kids. They love their kids and wouldn’t change it, but their marriage has changed over time.

Either way, good luck doods.

Thebourbinator said:

Damn, not done yet but all this depressing marriage talk and I’m sitting here with an engagement ring in my closet getting ready to propose this weekend..

Congrats! Hope the proposal goes well.

DoogCourics said:

@Swaye @Thebourbinator , errr, I mean Mayor I’d Ding Dong City.

Qualifier: I have never been fast strategy. Like Yella Piss I am slow strategy as fuck. I’ve never done blow or had my way with hookers. I’m a beer festival, drink whiskey neat, routine sex with one woman, take vacations and go to sporting events kind of guy.

That said, marriage didn’t ruin my life. I feel like one of the few guys who ever says that, but I’m not miserable.

I was with my wife 6 years before we got married. Been married for 2 years now. Nothing has changed for us. She didn’t turn into a monster, and we still do the same shit we did before.

What I’m trying to say, is if you get yourself a cool ass chick, things don’t necessarily have to change. Or maybe I’m the fucking anomaly.

This.

I’ve never been married, but from my view in the cheap seats, marriage (or any type of relationship for that matter) can be what you want it to be, assuming you’ve picked the right partner and are both on relatively the same page.

UW_Doog_Bot said:

DoogCourics said:

@Swaye @Thebourbinator , errr, I mean Mayor I’d Ding Dong City.

Qualifier: I have never been fast strategy. Like Yella Piss I am slow strategy as fuck. I’ve never done blow or had my way with hookers. I’m a beer festival, drink whiskey neat, routine sex with one woman, take vacations and go to sporting events kind of guy.

That said, marriage didn’t ruin my life. I feel like one of the few guys who ever says that, but I’m not miserable.

I was with my wife 6 years before we got married. Been married for 2 years now. Nothing has changed for us. She didn’t turn into a monster, and we still do the same shit we did before.

We are non-breeders, so maybe that’s the difference. Without kids our time isn’t completely taken up and we aren’t stressed and don’t argue.

What I’m trying to say, is if you get yourself a cool ass chick, things don’t necessarily have to change. Or maybe I’m the fucking anomaly. My friends seem miserable, but they all started having kids. They love their kids and wouldn’t change it, but their marriage has changed over time.

Either way, good luck doods.

Children definitely change things for a lot of people. A lot of my friends are as described. The upside to my wife being in education is that she's already pretty much been a professional mom. We also get childcare benefits which is how we went out last night.

My life as a dad, so far, has been mostly a cake walk from my relative view of other friends experiences. Simple things like knowing about sleep training (oh thank christ), teaching my kid to pick up her own toys at a young age, being well behaved in public, and not having to navigate the world of childcare products (the wife already knows every single item she wants I just sign the checks) have made things exponentially easier as a first time parent. Also, my wife has zero fear of taking our kid all kinds of places which a lot of my friends never go anywhere with their infants/ toddlers.

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

DoogCourics said:

@Swaye @Thebourbinator , errr, I mean Mayor I’d Ding Dong City.

Qualifier: I have never been fast strategy. Like Yella Piss I am slow strategy as fuck. I’ve never done blow or had my way with hookers. I’m a beer festival, drink whiskey neat, routine sex with one woman, take vacations and go to sporting events kind of guy.

That said, marriage didn’t ruin my life. I feel like one of the few guys who ever says that, but I’m not miserable.

I was with my wife 6 years before we got married. Been married for 2 years now. Nothing has changed for us. She didn’t turn into a monster, and we still do the same shit we did before.

We are non-breeders, so maybe that’s the difference. Without kids our time isn’t completely taken up and we aren’t stressed and don’t argue.

What I’m trying to say, is if you get yourself a cool ass chick, things don’t necessarily have to change. Or maybe I’m the fucking anomaly. My friends seem miserable, but they all started having kids. They love their kids and wouldn’t change it, but their marriage has changed over time.

Either way, good luck doods.

Children definitely change things for a lot of people. A lot of my friends are as described. The upside to my wife being in education is that she's already pretty much been a professional mom. We also get childcare benefits which is how we went out last night.

My life as a dad, so far, has been mostly a cake walk from my relative view of other friends experiences. Simple things like knowing about sleep training (oh thank christ), teaching my kid to pick up her own toys at a young age, being well behaved in public, and not having to navigate the world of childcare products (the wife already knows every single item she wants I just sign the checks) have made things exponentially easier as a first time parent. Also, my wife has zero fear of taking our kid all kinds of places which a lot of my friends never go anywhere with their infants/ toddlers.

Yours is a very unique set of circumstances which obviously you get. I also would add that with young kids boys can be more rambunctious than the girls- i.e., more energy to manage.

There will come a time you will remember fondly every crazy chaotic moment.

DoogCourics said:

@Swaye @Thebourbinator , errr, I mean Mayor I’d Ding Dong City.

Qualifier: I have never been fast strategy. Like Yella Piss I am slow strategy as fuck. I’ve never done blow or had my way with hookers. I’m a beer festival, drink whiskey neat, routine sex with one woman, take vacations and go to sporting events kind of guy.

That said, marriage didn’t ruin my life. I feel like one of the few guys who ever says that, but I’m not miserable.

I was with my wife 6 years before we got married. Been married for 2 years now. Nothing has changed for us. She didn’t turn into a monster, and we still do the same shit we did before.

We are non-breeders, so maybe that’s the difference. Without kids our time isn’t completely taken up and we aren’t stressed and don’t argue.

What I’m trying to say, is if you get yourself a cool ass chick, things don’t necessarily have to change. Or maybe I’m the fucking anomaly. My friends seem miserable, but they all started having kids. They love their kids and wouldn’t change it, but their marriage has changed over time.

Either way, good luck doods.

Nothing changed with you?

@WilburHooksHands why did you have to bring up QRich?

I buried that defensive scheme from my memory with Feeney and Littleton heating the edge.

PurpleJ said:

Don;t mentiong me assblaster

Fuck off. A woman took the bet in place of your pussy ass.