OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

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• MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

  September 2018

  Yet cripple jokes get me special emails.

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• RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 110,651

  September 2018

  I never bash a person for their religion
  
  I am classy like that

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  September 2018

  HardCoreCougar said:

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  RaceBannon said:

  The biggest joke of all
  
  
  

  Beautiful
  

  Paging @lemonparty

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• TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,999

  September 2018

  I bash people for their religion all the time. Because it's all fake and they're all stupid.
  
  Other than that, I have no problem with religious people.
  
  And no women anywhere can out-blow a church-going Texas woman. So there's that, too. Which is nice.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  September 2018

  RaceBannon said:

  I never bash a person for their religion
  
  I am classy like that

  yup, but we will bash them for sexual orientation, race, and gender.

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• huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,757

  September 2018

  WeakarmCobra said:

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  RaceBannon said:

  I never bash a person for their religion
  
  I am classy like that

  yup, but we will bash them for sexual orientation, race, and gender.

  As is custom.

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  No part..

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• LebamDawg Member Posts: 8,763

  September 2018

  I don't think Mormon jokes are very funny. at least not the ones I have read

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  Me either

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• BYUDUDE Member Posts: 2

  September 2018

  What do Washington female coeds have in common with a quarter in the bottom of a urinal ?
  
  No one wants to take it out !

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,184

  September 2018

  BYUDUDE said:

  What do Washington female coeds have in common with a quarter in the bottom of a urinal ?
  
  No one wants to take it out !

  hee hee poo poo pee pee
  
  
  LEAVE & DIAFF

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  Hey...don’t matter what come up with...skirts lift and hairy pussy....

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• BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,043

  September 2018

  BYUDUDE said:

  What do Washington female coeds have in common with a quarter in the bottom of a urinal ?
  
  No one wants to take it out !

  Washington female coeds? Who the fuck talks like this? Is it 1957 where you live?

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  I’m not even in a part of this but Swaye has participated...awesome

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  Past that FU

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• BYUDUDE Member Posts: 2

  September 2018

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  a female student at a co-educational institution.

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• BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,043

  September 2018

  BYUDUDE said:

  co·ed
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  a female student at a co-educational institution.

  
  

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• SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

  September 2018

  Fkn Swayed

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,923

  September 2018

  BYUDUDE said:

  What do Washington female coeds have in common with a quarter in the bottom of a urinal ?
  
  No one wants to take it out !

  I didn’t know Utah was stuck in 1958.

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• Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

  September 2018 edited September 2018

  BYUDUDE said:

  What do Washington female coeds have in common with a quarter in the bottom of a urinal ?
  
  No one wants to take it out !

  Worse poast in Hardcore History. Ever. Congrats.
  
  Now LEAVE!

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