Does anyone speak about the upcoming game?

UWhuskytskeet said:

If not for the shirts I would have guessed this was in a Norwegian nightclub.

@HardCoreCougar

I'll help, and no this is not trolling you. You've stumbled into a website that has a lot of DAWG fans that spent years on other boards where all anyone ever does is fluff the team and no one can ever do any wrong. This site was created for the fans who demand more from the players, coaches, athletic department, and most importantly, fans of UW.

Unfortunately for you, this has created years of inside jokes, copy paste of dumb shit people say, and fucking with each other. This site is not wholesome, and it's not for everyone. If you come in being serious, taking jokes personally, or trying to get moral or high and mighty, all you've done is cover yourself in chum and throw yourself into the ocean.

During the week, there is mainly talk of recruiting, making fun of whoever UW is playing, and fucking with people who take themselves too seriously. It's essentially 5-6 days of complete grab-ass with people you like and throwing shit at people you dislike. If you're looking for a breakdown of x's and o's or insightful looks at the opponent, you're 4 days too early. There are plenty of sites out there that have a bunch of team can do no wrong fans who give mind blowingly generic opinions on keys to the game: control the line, get yards on offense, stop the other team from getting yards, blah blah blah.

Come game day, shit changes. The game thread is when people start breaking down what they're seeing in the team, which players are blowing assignments and need to get benched, what the opponent is doing well, etc., etc.

The day after the game, everyone gives their overall opinions of the game, what they saw that sucked from the team, what they saw that they liked, and what their opinion of the other team is.

Then it's back to 5 days of grab-ass and debauchery.



So for you, the goal is:

1) Chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself and others so seriously. It isn't life and death, it's an online forum for football.

2) Give your opinion on the game, what your team does well, what your team doesn't do well, and then let the assholes who inhabit this place tell you to die and leave and light yourself on fire and make sick comments. It's a schtick here that happens to everyone new to see if you're a pussy.

3) Stop being a vag and thinking every UW fan is racist or bigoted. BYU is a school that has a religion affiliated with it that has a history of polygamy and not awesome stuff. People like to make fun of that kind of shit, even though it's known not all BYU students and alum, or even all mormons for that matter, believe in that shit. It's a small sect of the religion. We get it. But you should expect to get made fun of.

4) If you get butthurt about it and start freaking out (which you've done), then people feel like you don't fit in and go ape shit on you, which you deserve for being the afore mentioned vag.

5) If you were chill, made a snarky comment back, or generally let everyone get it out of their system, you'll start getting legit football responses about where the strengths and weaknesses for the team are.

6) Keep calm until gameday, then follow the gameday thread where football chatter actually takes place. That's the time and place to talk actual football, not the entire week before where we are just prognosticating and giving fluff answers about pros and cons. During the game, as it's happening, when the emotions are real and you're actually watching the game and seeing how it's playing out.... That's the time for football talk.

7) Come back the next day, when people give introspective looks about the game, the team, and what needs to happen the rest of the year. You know, what you're currently looking for.




TL:DR - Don't be a vag. This place is definitely full of vile and disgusting people. But it's a place where Husky fans who demand their team stays a national power and demand excellence because that's what they grew up with. It's also a place where they can let loose, make dumb jokes, talk shit with others, and make fun of people.

Anyone who doesn't take it seriously is generally welcomed by all.

But if this place isn't for your personality or humor, then go see Dawgman or RealDawg. There are plenty of people there who will give you the rah rah shit you're looking for and jerk you off and give you a kiss on the forehead before bed.

Stay or go, it's up to you. Get used to what it's like here and learn to hang and just fucking relax. Get used to being hazed when you're new.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.