OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

Swaye said:

HardCoreCougar said:

TurdBuffer said:

Stalin: Run this HardCoreCougar POS before he/she retransmits the AIDS he/she contracted from the black, polygamous, pedophile that raped her/him to the entire bored.

Oops! Forgot Rich, Nazi, and should've said "mixed race" if we're checking all the boxes.

You are one classy dude, probably the classiest in your whole trailer park.

You are hammering home the perception of UW fans....uneducated and bigoted.

You should kill yourself.

Swaye said:

HardCoreCougar said:

Swaye said:

HardCoreCougar said:

TurdBuffer said:

Stalin: Run this HardCoreCougar POS before he/she retransmits the AIDS he/she contracted from the black, polygamous, pedophile that raped her/him to the entire bored.

Oops! Forgot Rich, Nazi, and should've said "mixed race" if we're checking all the boxes.

You are one classy dude, probably the classiest in your whole trailer park.

You are hammering home the perception of UW fans....uneducated and bigoted.

You should kill yourself.

Classless. I underestimated the lack of class here. The good UW fans and large boosters would be ashamed to be affiliated with you.

That's how we like it. Fag.

JECAR said:

HardCoreCougar said:

Swaye said:

HardCoreCougar said:

Swaye said:

HardCoreCougar said:

TurdBuffer said:

Stalin: Run this HardCoreCougar POS before he/she retransmits the AIDS he/she contracted from the black, polygamous, pedophile that raped her/him to the entire bored.

Oops! Forgot Rich, Nazi, and should've said "mixed race" if we're checking all the boxes.

You are one classy dude, probably the classiest in your whole trailer park.

You are hammering home the perception of UW fans....uneducated and bigoted.

You should kill yourself.

Classless. I underestimated the lack of class here. The good UW fans and large boosters would be ashamed to be affiliated with you.

That's how we like it. Fag.

Hahaha. Is that seriously the best you could come up with? I love it! Hahahaha.

I would pay a $1k to see what you are really like when not sitting behind the keyboard. It certainly would be a great psychology experiment.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.