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I hate this bored after a victory

so Go War Eagles!










feel free to bump this if you? actually wiin
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,881 Founders Club
    Ain't gonna happen.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,989 Swaye's Wigwam
    BearsWiin said:

    So on the drive home from school this afternoon I ask my 13-yr-old if he's excited about going to his first football game in six years. He looks at me all confused, and asks "When am I going to a football game?" I say tomorrow, Cal-North Carolina, we're leaving at 9 to be there by 10:30 or so. He says 'I'm not going." Oh yes you are, Mom and I bought you a ticket. "Why would I want to go to a football game? Spend at least three hours in the car, four hours sitting in a stadium watching a game I don't care about, all so I can walk around some campus for a half hour? Forget that." Well, how about if I buy you a big foam hand with the index finger up, that says Bears #1? "The Bears will never be #1!" A hot dog? "You know I hate hot dogs." How about some nachos? "Fine, but I can eat nachos at home." Long pause (it's traffic on Hwy 1 through Santa Cruz/Capitola on a Friday afternoon, we've got a lot of time here). How about I let you pick out a bong at Whelan's Smoke Shop? "I'M IN!" "I WANT ONE TOO!" chimes in his older brother from the back seat.

    As with so many aspects of parenting, it's all about finding effective incentives.


    Uh huh
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,939
    congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033

    congrats, your kid doesnt like football.

    That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,881 Founders Club
    Are they both results of victory coitus?
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,272 Founders Club

    congrats, your kid is gay.

  • aujeff11aujeff11 Member Posts: 14
    BearsWiin said:

    so Go War Eagles!










    feel free to bump this if you? actually wiin

    I’d hate this bored to.
  • GilbystaintGilbystaint Member Posts: 1,061
    BearsWiin said:

    congrats, your kid doesnt like football.

    That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.
    So, there’s hope?
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,542 Founders Club
    The kids want to stay home to watch the DAWGS play
  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.

    Sounds like you are passing down your football savvy
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033
    CaptainPJ said:

    It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.

    REALLY?!?!???

    Both kids settled on US Tubes bongs. Younger got a larger clear one, older got a smaller black one. Just doesn't seem right somehow
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    BearsWiin said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.

    REALLY?!?!???

    Both kids settled on US Tubes bongs. Younger got a larger clear one, older got a smaller black one. Just doesn't seem right somehow
    I specifically asked for no racist crap.
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033

    BearsWiin said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.

    REALLY?!?!???

    Both kids settled on US Tubes bongs. Younger got a larger clear one, older got a smaller black one. Just doesn't seem right somehow
    I specifically asked for no racist crap.
    WTFAY?
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    BearsWiin said:

    BearsWiin said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.

    REALLY?!?!???

    Both kids settled on US Tubes bongs. Younger got a larger clear one, older got a smaller black one. Just doesn't seem right somehow
    I specifically asked for no racist crap.
    WTFAY?
    Nothing changed with me.
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