Trump spiritual advisor on Jesus
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Its a story that is possible I think. Maybe plausible. Really don't know
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Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy. -
Y'all just crackers.dnc said:
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
http://urbanbible.blogspot.com/
Mark 6:1
And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN." -
What the hell does Kim Jong Vino have to do with the Bibel?? That fucktard can't tell the difference between a cab and a merlot. -
I'm going to need @RaceBannon to translate. I heard he speaks jive.PurpleThrobber said:
Y'all just crackers.dnc said:
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
http://urbanbible.blogspot.com/
Mark 6:1
And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN." -
At long last, the higher level theology bored is happening and Race can't stop it!!dnc said:
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy. -
And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
I'll chin that.RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
Thank you all for coming to Bible study.
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HH Christians are my favorite Christians. They make bible study fun and interesting.ThomasFremont said:Thank you all for coming to Bible study.
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The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog
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GodThomasFremont said:
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
What about REAL god?PurpleThrobber said:
GodThomasFremont said:
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
Back to Reddit Tommy.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that. -
Get back on my nutz, boy.salemcoog said:
Back to Reddit Tommy.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.