Trump spiritual advisor on Jesus
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The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog
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GodThomasFremont said:
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
What about REAL god?PurpleThrobber said:
GodThomasFremont said:
Says who?Sledog said:
God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTHThomasFremont said:
How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...Sledog said:
The big guy saved me again!RaceBannon said:And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog -
Back to Reddit Tommy.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that. -
Get back on my nutz, boy.salemcoog said:
Back to Reddit Tommy.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
