Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.”
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Same author?
It's open to debate right? I'm not an expurt in this field so I have no idear.
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
Mark 6:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN."
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
Mark 6:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN."
I'm going to need @RaceBannon to translate. I heard he speaks jive.
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
Disagree.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
Crisped.
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.
My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
At long last, the higher level theology bored is happening and Race can't stop it!!
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
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My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
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Mark 6:1
And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN."
What the hell does Kim Jong Vino have to do with the Bibel?? That fucktard can't tell the difference between a cab and a merlot.
Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?
@Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who
To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay
Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog