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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,887 Founders Club
    Its a story that is possible I think. Maybe plausible. Really don't know
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
    Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
    "I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
    Crisped.
    Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
    True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
    Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.

    My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,078
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
    Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
    "I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
    Crisped.
    Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
    True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
    Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.

    My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
    Y'all just crackers.

    http://urbanbible.blogspot.com/

    Mark 6:1
    And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN."
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club

    What the hell does Kim Jong Vino have to do with the Bibel?? That fucktard can't tell the difference between a cab and a merlot.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,093 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
    Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
    "I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
    Crisped.
    Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
    True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
    Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.

    My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
    Y'all just crackers.

    http://urbanbible.blogspot.com/

    Mark 6:1
    And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene had brought sweet spices, that she might come and anoint him. And when Jesus saw her he said, "Eh gurl, you gotta man? I ain't tryna holler atchu or nuthin' but tell yo man I say godDAMN."
    I'm going to need @RaceBannon to translate. I heard he speaks jive.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
    Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.
    "I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
    Crisped.
    Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common man
    True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.
    Nah, KJV is easily the most poetic and memorable English translation. It's just too bad it's the least reliable. But as you noted, there is no more important work in our? la langue than the Authorized Version.

    My personal theory is that the Bard of Avon did not work on the translation of the AV but came in at the end to edit the translation into the most beautiful prose King James' money could buy.
    At long last, the higher level theology bored is happening and Race can't stop it!!
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    I'll chin that.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Thank you all for coming to Bible study.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club

    Thank you all for coming to Bible study.

    HH Christians are my favorite Christians. They make bible study fun and interesting.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,764 Standard Supporter

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Sledog said:

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
    How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,764 Standard Supporter

    Sledog said:

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
    How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...
    God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTH
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Sledog said:

    Sledog said:

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
    How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...
    God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTH
    Says who?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,078

    Sledog said:

    Sledog said:

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
    How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...
    God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTH
    Says who?
    God
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Sledog said:

    Sledog said:

    And @Sledog asked the Lord, Master the scribes are wondering if you support a tax hike.

    Jesus replied, let me see a coin. Whose pic is on it?

    @Sledog replied, Fucking Obama that's who

    To which Jesus said, then give that Kenyan what is his and render unto the Lord what is his. Make you a deal, go grab a fish and I'll give you what you need to pay

    Solid Lord! said a thankful @Sledog

    The big guy saved me again!
    How do you know god isn’t a woman? It’s statistically more likely...
    God is a man. As he made man in his image. Woman came later. HTH
    Says who?
    God
    What about REAL god?
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Back to Reddit Tommy.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    salemcoog said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Back to Reddit Tommy.
    Get back on my nutz, boy.