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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,558 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Preachers are some of the biggest horndogs on the planet.

    Slightly behind preachers' daughters.

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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    2001400ex said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
    And biology
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,681
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.
    Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!
    I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.
    Any time I'm up super early I know you're about to bring the shitposting.

    Plus I feel like I really just got a renewed crack up at Trump's unique tweeting style.



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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,710 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    This has been your sermon seekers news break

    Preech brother DNC, Preech!!


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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.
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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,553 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,558 Standard Supporter
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,710 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


    Fuck, that's nothing. I've seen way worse. Gotta get those little shits weened of the tittays as soon as possible to firm up the loads and end blowouts.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    ThomasFremont said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
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