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Trump spiritual advisor on Jesus

2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
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Televangelist Paula White made the comments to the Christian Broadcasting Network when asked about what biblical scriptures came to mind as she visited a migrant detention center in Bristow, Virginia.

"I think so many people have taken biblical scriptures out of context on this, to say stuff like, 'Well, Jesus was a refugee,'" White told the news outlet in an interview published Monday. "And yes, he did live in Egypt for three and a half years. But it was not illegal. If he had broke the law, then he would have been sinful and he would not have been our Messiah."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/07/11/trump-faith-adviser-messiah-wouldnt-immigrate-illegally/777570002/
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    People like Paula White forget that Jesus emigrated to Egypt because they were breaking the law in Bethlehem that every baby boy had to be killed.

    People like Paula White forget that.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,487 Founders Club
    edited July 2018
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.
    Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!
    I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,151 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Preachers are some of the biggest horndogs on the planet.

    Slightly behind preachers' daughters.

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  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    2001400ex said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
    And biology
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.
    Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!
    I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.
    Any time I'm up super early I know you're about to bring the shitposting.

    Plus I feel like I really just got a renewed crack up at Trump's unique tweeting style.



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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    This has been your sermon seekers news break

    Preech brother DNC, Preech!!


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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.
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  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,774 Swaye's Wigwam
    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,151 Standard Supporter
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


    Fuck, that's nothing. I've seen way worse. Gotta get those little shits weened of the tittays as soon as possible to firm up the loads and end blowouts.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    ThomasFremont said:

    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
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