Trump spiritual advisor on Jesus
"I think so many people have taken biblical scriptures out of context on this, to say stuff like, 'Well, Jesus was a refugee,'" White told the news outlet in an interview published Monday. "And yes, he did live in Egypt for three and a half years. But it was not illegal. If he had broke the law, then he would have been sinful and he would not have been our Messiah."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/07/11/trump-faith-adviser-messiah-wouldnt-immigrate-illegally/777570002/
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People like Paula White forget that Jesus emigrated to Egypt because they were breaking the law in Bethlehem that every baby boy had to be killed.
People like Paula White forget that. -
Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway). -
This has been your sermon seekers news break
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always good to see a DNC triple post
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I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.
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If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.Pitchfork51 said: -
Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!Swaye said:
If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.Pitchfork51 said: -
I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.Pitchfork51 said:
Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!Swaye said:
If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.Pitchfork51 said: -
If you can't see those two feegs are as queer as a three dollar bill and just as precious I can't help you.Pitchfork51 said: -
Jesus also broke the laws of physics.dnc said:Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway). -
And biology2001400ex said:
Jesus also broke the laws of physics.dnc said:Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway). -
Any time I'm up super early I know you're about to bring the shitposting.Swaye said:
I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.Pitchfork51 said:
Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!Swaye said:
If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.Pitchfork51 said:
Plus I feel like I really just got a renewed crack up at Trump's unique tweeting style.
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Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
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We are all born with sin. Hth.dnc said:Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway). -
UW_Doog_Bot said:
We are all born with sin. Hth.dnc said:Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).
Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.
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Fuck, that's nothing. I've seen way worse. Gotta get those little shits weened of the tittays as soon as possible to firm up the loads and end blowouts.PurpleThrobber said:UW_Doog_Bot said:
We are all born with sin. Hth.dnc said:Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.
Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).
Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil. -
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
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Shush, don't get in way of Freemie's call for theocracy.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
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Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
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Render unto @Octavian true?dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
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"I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.”ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
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Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.” -
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.” -
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.” -
Same author?YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.” -
It's open to debate right? I'm not an expurt in this field so I have no idear.RaceBannon said:
Same author?YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm being a hypocrite because as someone descended from Englishmen, Swedes and Northern Germans, I think we owe a great debt to Luther and Gutenberg. These were great men who believed in what you say above. But I'm an old soul and I like my scripture to sound old timey. And the KJV is the most important book in the history of the Engrish language. Collected works of Shakespeare being 2nd.dnc said:
Scripture has always been most potent when delivered in the vernacular of the common manYellowSnow said:
Crisped.dnc said:
"ThomasFremont said:
Well they killed him, so I’m sure he was a big fan.dnc said:
Disagree.ThomasFremont said:Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.
People forget that.
No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.I lay down my life—only to take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my FatherNo man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.”
