Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)

His film leaves me wanting more, and his name makes me love him all the more. Big time prospect.

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Those are huge human beings.

Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.

Shouldn't be to hard to find out. If his name is Farm, then his brothers are probably named something like Bucket or Tractor.

AEB

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.

Norwegian superiority guy...

If we're talking farm colloquialisms, I'm partial to stad versus sted or gaard or whatever else your evil, self-loathing genius can coming up with.

animate

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.

dnc

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.

11 days ago.

But yes that's awesome.

haie

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi should have to down a bunch of Mead on the next pod after landing such a stud oline

FKA_Mousecop

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

NEsnake12

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews

Gladstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY

dnc

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews

No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.

Thebourbinator

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.

Except the dirt dawg camp.

And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..

dnc

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.
Except the dirt dawg camp.

And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..

I think you misunderstood me, but yes

Squirt

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.
11 days ago.

But yes that's awesome.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjxcVcjBDVa/?taken-by=gmemmelaar77

I would criticize Dennis and CokeGreaterThanPepsi for falling down on the job, but apparently Coach Petersen didn't realize Memmelaar had committed on June 8 either.

FKA_Mousecop

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.
11 days ago.

But yes that's awesome.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjxcVcjBDVa/?taken-by=gmemmelaar77
I would criticize Dennis and CokeGreaterThanPepsi for falling down on the job, but apparently Coach Petersen didn't realize Memmelaar had committed on June 8 either.

I think he'd committed, but it wasn't official until he came to campus.

AEB

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.

People forget that Stan Empterman was a 2 star. People forget that.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

BUMP...

For the retards out there that think this board just cares about rankings... this is basically a circle jerk of a thread and not one recruiting site had ever heard of - let alone ranked - #OurGaard.

Kindly fuck off and eat a dick forever.

PS: I dream of Gaard’s Hudl.

Rubberfist

BUMP...

For the retards out there that think this board just cares about rankings... this is basically a circle jerk of a thread and not one recruiting site had ever heard of - let alone ranked - #OurGaard.

Kindly fuck off and eat a dick forever.

PS: I dream of Gaard’s Hudl.

I would happily eat a dick forever. Thank you!

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.
Except the dirt dawg camp.

And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..

RaceBannon

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.
Except the dirt dawg camp.

And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..

The best thing about this was I had just hit the first fresh bowl of the night so as I watched it I felt the same way

DoogCourics

An update from our beautiful viking brother:

On the recruiting front, Memmelaar has been getting contacted by a few schools, but he said he has no interest in talking to any other coaches.

Memmelaar said the schools that have reached out include USC, Stanford, Oregon, Oregon State and a handful of other Pac 12 and Mountain West schools.

"I made my decision and I am happy with it," Memmelaar said. "My coaches have been contacted by a couple of schools, but they do a lot of that for me, telling them that I'm happy with my decision and I'm not going to change my mind."

No new tape yet, but if you've forgotten what this beautiful son of a bitch looks like, here you go:

http://www.hudl.com/v/29YBAH

He's glorious and I love him.

NorwegianHusky

Friendly (for now) reminder from viking superiority guy that Dutch people aren't vikings.