Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)
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Who the fuck are you????Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love Norwegians.NorwegianHusky said:
Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
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he's not on Twitter!dnc said:
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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ThatsTheJoke.jpgMeek said:
he's not on Twitter!dnc said:
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."WeakarmCobra said:
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.
Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape. -
FREE PUB!dnc said:
"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."WeakarmCobra said:
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.
Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape. -
Meek said:
he's not on Twitter!dnc said:
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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I stopped trusting Andy Benoit's opinions as soon as I found out he doesn't even know how to pronounce his own fucking name correctly. Benoit is cleary pronounced Ben Wa (balls).dnc said:
"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."WeakarmCobra said:
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.
Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape.
I hope that at the very least it's like an Alfonzo Dennard / Darqueze Dennard situation where the family is feuding over the pronunciation. That way at least half the family is pronouncing it right.
As for your "any moron can actually watch the tape" comment, I appreciate the shoutout. -
Happy @dnc ?WeakarmCobra said:
They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
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I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".WeakarmCobra said:
Happy @dnc ?WeakarmCobra said:
They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
Hypocrite.Dennis_DeYoung said:We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying,
Valhalla, I am coming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eHkjPCGXKQ
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You are amazing. So smart and incredible.dnc said:
I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".WeakarmCobra said:
Happy @dnc ?WeakarmCobra said:
They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
Dennis_DeYoung said:
You are amazing. So smart and incredible.dnc said:
I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".WeakarmCobra said:
Happy @dnc ?WeakarmCobra said:
They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
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Those are huge human beings.
Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock. -
His dad looks like he is related to Magnus ver MagnussonDoogCourics said:
Those are huge human beings.
Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.
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Wood bothDoogCourics said:
Those are huge human beings.
Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock. -
Shouldn't be to hard to find out. If his name is Farm, then his brothers are probably named something like Bucket or Tractor.DoogCourics said:
Those are huge human beings.
Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock. -
Norwegian superiority guy...NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
If we're talking farm colloquialisms, I'm partial to stad versus sted or gaard or whatever else your evil, self-loathing genius can coming up with. -
That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.
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11 days ago.animate said:That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.
But yes that's awesome. -
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi should have to down a bunch of Mead on the next pod after landing such a stud oline
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I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
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It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviewsFKA_Mousecop said:I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
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No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.NEsnake12 said:
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviewsFKA_Mousecop said:I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
Doesn’t like to compete. -
Except the dirt dawg camp.dnc said:
No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.NEsnake12 said:
It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviewsFKA_Mousecop said:I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
Doesn’t like to compete.
And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY