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Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
    Norwegians aren’t white HTH.
    Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.
    I love Norwegians.
    Who the fuck are you????
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    dnc said:

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!
    he's not on Twitter!
  • UDubHusky23
    UDubHusky23 Member Posts: 889
    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Meek said:

    dnc said:

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!
    he's not on Twitter!
    ThatsTheJoke.jpg
  • UDubHusky23
    UDubHusky23 Member Posts: 889
    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    dnc said:

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
    They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgment
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    dnc said:

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
    They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment
    Happy @dnc ?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
    They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment
    Happy @dnc ?
    I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club

    We come from the land of the ice and snow,
    From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
    The hammer of the gods
    Will drive our ships to new lands,
    To fight the horde, singing and crying,
    Valhalla, I am coming!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eHkjPCGXKQ

    Hypocrite.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
    They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment
    Happy @dnc ?
    I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".
    You are amazing. So smart and incredible.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:


    wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

    You new here?
    my bad.... thought there was some sense of order
    They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

    Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
    They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment
    Happy @dnc ?
    I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".
    You are amazing. So smart and incredible.

  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739


    Those are huge human beings.

    Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.
  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,993

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
    Norwegian superiority guy...

    If we're talking farm colloquialisms, I'm partial to stad versus sted or gaard or whatever else your evil, self-loathing genius can coming up with.
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited June 2018
    animate said:

    That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.

    11 days ago.

    But yes that's awesome.

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    @CokeGreaterThanPepsi should have to down a bunch of Mead on the next pod after landing such a stud oline
  • FKA_Mousecop
    FKA_Mousecop Member Posts: 2,054
    I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.
  • NEsnake12
    NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,795

    I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

    It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
  • Thebourbinator
    Thebourbinator Member Posts: 664
    dnc said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

    It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews
    No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

    Doesn’t like to compete.
    Except the dirt dawg camp.

    And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..