Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)
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What's the exchange rate on Idaho stars to Warshington stars?
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Is the 2020 class the best in school history?
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Ok. So...... I know I shouldn't have done it. I know he's just 16 and hasn't even started his junior year of high school. I know I shouldn't have lied...
I said I needed to take an urgent dump. I took my phone upstairs and locked the spare bathroom door. I kept the lights low. I turned on the fan to make it all seem legit.
And then I did it. I..... I watched his hudl....
But I couldn't help it! If would have known I would have tried to resist.
But.... this kid.....
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WOODDoogCourics said:Ok. So...... I know I shouldn't have done it. I know he's just 16 and hasn't even started his junior year of high school. I know I shouldn't have lied...
I said I needed to take an urgent dump. I took my phone upstairs and locked the spare bathroom door. I kept the lights low. I turned on the fan to make it all seem legit.
And then I did it. I..... I watched his hudl....
But I couldn't help it! If would have known I would have tried to resist.
But.... this kid..... -
Holy fuck how has nobody offered? Not even Idaho or Idaho state? I am erect.
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Jeg elsker meg noe Nordmann. Hvit TE eller Norsk OL, hvorfor ikke begge to?
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I didn't want to but I watched. You bunch of fucking degenerates make it seem so sick. Fuck.
Impressive though. What an athlete to move that frame like that at age 16. That's nuts. I bet the coaches shat their pants when they first saw him.
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Right now I would start him over Nick Harris.
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Fuck me, I understand thisAEB said:Jeg elsker meg noe Nordmann. Hvit TE eller Norsk OL, hvorfor ikke begge to?
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Things I love a lot about his hudl:
Larry Craig award for wide stance. He just flairs his legs out and fires his feet into the ground like pistons.
He bows his back and has incredible strength to get people off.
Oddly his pass technique is natural and his run technique is just “bulldozer”. Which is great.
But that frame is gorgeous and his bend, movement and power is fantastic. It’s sophomore film.
His body is already there.
It’s just impressive shit.
Obviously we wouldn’t be offering if we didn’t fucking love him. -
“I think I did good”, Memmelaar told Realdawg.com, “About two days later they contacted Coach Brock (high school coach) and I got the offer. I knew from the very beginning I wanted to go there — when I was up there it just felt like home with the staff and the players.”
Memmelaar came back this week (today) with his parents, and the official commitment was made.
“They love it”, he said, “They couldn’t be happier.”
Memmelaar is from Middleton, Idaho (a small town about 30 minutes outside of Boise) and he grew up knowing all about Chris Petersen while the Husky coach was the Boise State coach. So getting to play for that coach is a dream come true for this young man.
“Coach Pete is such a great guy”, he said, adding that his position coach, Scott Huff is “Amazing — I’m blessed to be able to have him as a position coach.”
It’s still very early, but Memmelaar says, “This is it for me”.
Washington was his first offer — and it won’t be his last — but he’s not going to be wavering at all from here on out. In fact, he’s going to be back in Seattle this fall, “I’m probably going to come up for the Stanford game”, he said. -
I haven’t watched the film yet but just from his picture he just has that I’m a big natural athlete look that Trey had as a HS player
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Memmelaar is a Dutch name you morons.
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Don’t take this from me. Holland was raped and pillaged as much as the next guy.NorwegianHusky said:Memmelaar is a Dutch name you morons.
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I think he's related to Dale Memmelaar.
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Of the Coney Island Memmelaars?HuskyClaws said:I think he's related to Dale Memmelaar.
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People like me.Dennis_DeYoung said:Things I love a lot about his hudl:
Larry Craig award for wide stance. He just flairs his legs out and fires his feet into the ground like pistons.
He bows his back and has incredible strength to get people off.
Oddly his pass technique is natural and his run technique is just “bulldozer”. Which is great.
But that frame is gorgeous and his bend, movement and power is fantastic. It’s sophomore film.
His body is already there.
It’s just impressive shit.
Obviously we wouldn’t be offering if we didn’t fucking love him. -
Stanford better stay the fuck away from this kid.Gladstone said:“I think I did good”, Memmelaar told Realdawg.com, “About two days later they contacted Coach Brock (high school coach) and I got the offer. I knew from the very beginning I wanted to go there — when I was up there it just felt like home with the staff and the players.”
Memmelaar came back this week (today) with his parents, and the official commitment was made.
“They love it”, he said, “They couldn’t be happier.”
Memmelaar is from Middleton, Idaho (a small town about 30 minutes outside of Boise) and he grew up knowing all about Chris Petersen while the Husky coach was the Boise State coach. So getting to play for that coach is a dream come true for this young man.
“Coach Pete is such a great guy”, he said, adding that his position coach, Scott Huff is “Amazing — I’m blessed to be able to have him as a position coach.”
It’s still very early, but Memmelaar says, “This is it for me”.
Washington was his first offer — and it won’t be his last — but he’s not going to be wavering at all from here on out. In fact, he’s going to be back in Seattle this fall, “I’m probably going to come up for the Stanford game”, he said. -
I see a future key note speaker at a pirate convention -
Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey. -
NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
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Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey. -
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey. -
NorwegianHusky said:
Bruh I'm borderline translucent out here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey. -
I love Norwegians.NorwegianHusky said:
Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.