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So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
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You're going to get flagged by Boobs.Gwad said:So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
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Curious.....how many Asian females do you know named Katie?Gwad said:So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
There is no bad weather for heels. Ever. Someone will always help you walk if you need help. It's Chick 101.
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May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.UWKatie said:
Curious.....how many Asian females do you know named Katie?Gwad said:So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
There is no bad weather for heels. Ever. Someone will always help you walk if you need help. It's Chick 101. -
My brain just made a connection between a woman wearing a short skirt in freezing weather (earliar this morning) and HardcoreHusky adventurer. No stockings or anything it was all leg.UWKatie said:
Curious.....how many Asian females do you know named Katie?Gwad said:So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
There is no bad weather for heels. Ever. Someone will always help you walk if you need help. It's Chick 101. -
Know, like in the biblical sense?UWKatie said:
Curious.....how many Asian females do you know named Katie?Gwad said:So i was just at the store and this beautiful asian woman drives by in a black lexus with husky plates. I just think ah go dawgs. Than as I'm pulling out of the complex i see her hop out in a thigh high mini skirt with heels in 43 degree weather. So all the sudden i think UWKatie?
There is no bad weather for heels. Ever. Someone will always help you walk if you need help. It's Chick 101.
None. But I'm flexible.
Can you clap like a seal though? That's important.
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youve missed an encyclopedia's worth of ass-eating advice from pumpy.
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What's it's doing?UWKatie said:Already wondering wtf I was thinking signing back in.......... seems like a bad decision.
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I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said:
You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye. -
I hope LSD (the name alone should give you a hint) starts posting more, because he has the drugs thing on lock.NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
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Graveyard shift at Orkin?Swaye said:
I hope LSD (the name alone should give you a hint) starts posting more, because he has the drugs thing on lock.NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
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Bugs never sleep.DerekJohnson said:
Graveyard shift at Orkin?Swaye said:
I hope LSD (the name alone should give you a hint) starts posting more, because he has the drugs thing on lock.NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
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That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about bugs to dispute it.Swaye said:
Bugs never sleep.DerekJohnson said:
Graveyard shift at Orkin?Swaye said:
I hope LSD (the name alone should give you a hint) starts posting more, because he has the drugs thing on lock.NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
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Christ. You got the point and I was drinking whiskeyCheersWestDawg said:
It’s “Oh god it’s shaved. Oh god oh god.”TommySQC said:oh god its shaved its shaved!!!!
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...UWKatie said:Already wondering wtf I was thinking signing back in.......... seems like a bad decision.
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How did you end up in Norway?NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye. -
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Contrary to naive opinion, Sweden’s drug policy is tighter than a nuns ass. So I have to pace myself while consuming the sudafed and mucinex I smuggled in.NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
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When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, and they both live in Norway...RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
How did you end up in Norway?NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
I've heard some things about the state of American sex education, but you can probably guess the rest of it. -
Ahhh your not from the US?NorwegianHusky said:
When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, and they both live in Norway...RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
How did you end up in Norway?NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
I've heard some things about the state of American sex education, but you can probably guess the rest of it. -
Nope.RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
Ahhh your not from the US?NorwegianHusky said:
When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, and they both live in Norway...RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
How did you end up in Norway?NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
I've heard some things about the state of American sex education, but you can probably guess the rest of it. -
Did you get into football while attending UW?NorwegianHusky said:
Nope.RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
Ahhh your not from the US?NorwegianHusky said:
When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, and they both live in Norway...RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
How did you end up in Norway?NorwegianHusky said:
I almost exclusively check this site when I'm at work. The only problem is everyone else on this site is asleep when I'm at work, so I'm basically just talking to myself. Though I guess that's fairly standard for a crazy person.UWKatie said: You all are a bunch of crazy and funny bastards - heavy on the crazy. Not gonna lie, though. Little concerned I may get fired for visiting this website on a work computer.
@PurpleBaze You should be.
@Swaye you're the only who posts while I'm at work. Thank you.
@LoneStarDawg I'm going to need you to post more in the day time. Also, be funnier. Maybe start doing a lot of drugs. That seems to work for Swaye.
I've heard some things about the state of American sex education, but you can probably guess the rest of it. -
This thread delivers.
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Swaye said:
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.UWKatie said:
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.
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I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
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UWKatie said:
Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.Swaye said:
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.UWKatie said:
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA. -
UWKatie said:
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters.
1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye
2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs
3. Always flag Hondo posts
4. ????
5. Profit.
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