Too White to Win (now enhanced with an evolutionary biology lecture!)
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I specifically asked for no racist crap
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While watching the CFP last night I thought "do we have anywhere near enough brothas to win at that level?"
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Those are the bench warmers! But fuck you’re right. Maybe those whitey cracker mother fuckers are working on their tans?Dennis_DeYoung said:I can make some more points about this at a later date, but just think of it like this... you think a Natty winning team would ever have a picture taken that looks like this?
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This is a real point. We need to get blacker in a hurry. That means LA crootin though.
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Poly guys too, anything to get darkerSwaye said:This is a real point. We need to get blacker in a hurry. That means LA crootin though.
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Riddle me this: how many players recruited by a non-black coach on our staff have two black (American, not West African) parents?
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1. Ale Kaho - Poly
2. Kyler Gordon - Black
3. Colson Yankoff - Cannot be whiter
4. Dom Hampton - Black
5. Marquis Spiker - Black (mostly)
6. Jacob Sirmon - White
7. Taki Taimani - Poly
8. Austin Osborne - White (mostly)
9. Devin Culp - Black
10. Trey Lowe - Black
11. Matteo Mele - White
12. Draco Bynum - White
13. Vick Curne - Black
14. Jackson Sirmon - White
15. Zion Tupuola Fetui - Poly
16. MJ Ale - Poly
17. MJ Tafisi - Poly
18. Mosiah Nasili-Liu - Poly
19. Richard Newton - Black but sucks
That is not a bad class, because Poly is close to black and way better than white, and 2 of the whites are QB's.
So, that gives us:
7 out of 19 black (one sucks ass though)
6 out of 19 poly (good good)
6 out of 19 white (but 2 are QBs and Osbourne plays like he's black)
I'm too lazy to do it but this has to be one of our lowest percentage white classes ever. I love it. The less whites the better, in everything. -
So you sayin, the 10th coach might need to be of African decent?Dennis_DeYoung said:Riddle me this: how many players recruited by a non-black coach on our staff have two black (American, not West African) parents?
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Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring
Darkness settles on the town as the children start to sing
And the lady 'cross the street she shuts out the night
A cast of thousands waiting as she turns out the light
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white to win
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white
London boys are gazing, girls go hand in hand
A pocket full of innocence, the entrance is grand
The queen of the dream stands before them all
She stretches out her hand as the curtain starts to fall
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white to win
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white
Standing by the trapdoor aware of me and you
The actor and the clown—they're waiting for their cue
And there's a lady over there. She's acting pretty cool
But when it comes to playing life she always plays the fool
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white to win
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white to win
But we're too white, too white, too white
Too white
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redman you forget lubick fucks all colors.Swaye said:1. Ale Kaho - Poly
2. Kyler Gordon - Black
3. Colson Yankoff - Cannot be whiter
4. Dom Hampton - Black
5. Marquis Spiker - Black (mostly)
6. Jacob Sirmon - White
7. Taki Taimani - Poly
8. Austin Osborne - White (mostly)
9. Devin Culp - Black
10. Trey Lowe - Black
11. Matteo Mele - White
12. Draco Bynum - White
13. Vick Curne - Black
14. Jackson Sirmon - White
15. Zion Tupuola Fetui - Poly
16. MJ Ale - Poly
17. MJ Tafisi - Poly
18. Mosiah Nasili-Liu - Poly
19. Richard Newton - Black but sucks
That is not a bad class, because Poly is close to black and way better than white, and 2 of the whites are QB's.
So, that gives us:
7 out of 19 black (one sucks ass though)
6 out of 19 poly (good good)
6 out of 19 white (but 2 are QBs and Osbourne plays like he's black)
I'm too lazy to do it but this has to be one of our lowest percentage white classes ever. I love it. The less whites the better, in everything.
