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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    doogie said:
    Comparing QB stats from two different eras is a massive waste of time.
    Comparing literally anything Marques accomplished at Washington to anything Jake Browning has ever done is a waste of time.
    That too.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    edited December 2017
    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.
  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,073
    At least he will only hold the records for 3 years
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    He has three years of high school and three years of college under his belt.

    Experience isn't the problem.
    well, what he needs is DISorganized football where you play by guts and intuition. Anyway, I rest my case.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    He has three years of high school and three years of college under his belt.

    Experience isn't the problem.
    well, what he needs is DISorganized football where you play by guts and intuition. Anyway, I rest my case.
    LOL.

    That thing doesn't exist.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club

    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Fucking this.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    He chose to play for a loser though.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Abundance
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    whlinder said:

    It fucking pisses me off that Jake fucking piece of shit Browning is going to own a ton, if not all, of the UW passing records. All because he had a decent team around him and had no competition for he job and played a weak ass schedule.

    Fuck. He’s probably going to be in the Husky Sports Hall of Fame someday for being PAC 12 offensive player of the year.

    He’s the goddamned worst.

    Doog legend for sure, many of them now completing their transition and sound like coogs. Any criticism of shit pants is countered with “look at the touchdown records”.

  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter

    doogie said:
    Comparing QB stats from two different eras is a massive waste of time.
    Comparing literally anything Marques accomplished at Washington to anything Jake Browning has ever done is a crime against humanity.
    Best remedy is to bar him from the film room and make him spend that time in a UFC ring. While not a gifted athlete, his biggest problem is being a pussy who smiles and laughs while losing, instead of throwing Gatorade cups at his teammates and cussing up a storm after a 3 & out. Jake's a fucking pussy between the ears. 100% poser first, player 2nd. Fuck the film room. Fuck being at the coach's table during meetings. That's what brownnosers do, and why posers who suck stay on the field. Jake fucking sucks in the crunch, can't throw on the run, showed no touch at all in a NY6 bowel game, and smiled & laughed on the sideline while losing. If that's not enough to bench his ass, I don't know what is.
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,633 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I do believe he was castrated against USC. He obviously has not recovered from that major trauma.
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,633 Founders Club
    Bread said:

    At least he will only hold the records for 3 years


    With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.