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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,033 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Bellotti won the Fiesta Bowel, owns 4 10-win seasons, 2 conference titles and beat the best UW team since the 1991 squad.

    I know it's fun to call him "Mediocre Mike" around here, but he'd be either the best or second best coach in the league if he were coaching in the PAC now.

    He's mediocre compared to Kelly, but so is everyone else in this league and most of college football save Saban or Urbz.

    1 outright conference championship and 1/3 of a conference championship in 14 years on the job (11 of those 14 years in a ten team conference) makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 top 5 finish in 14 years on the job makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 meaningful bowel win in 14 years makes him nothing but mediocre.

    A worse conference winning percentage than Jim Lambright makes him nothing but mediocre.

    He's mediocre Mike because he was mediocre.

    Best coach in the conference if he was coaching today my ass.

    Your better than this.
    To me "Mediocre" is a C. "Good" is a B, and "Excellent" is an A.

    Coaching in the league kind of sucks right now. There's no Carrolls, Harbaughs, un-burned out Tedfords, kings of Poop Island, or good Dennis Ericksons right now.

    Bellotti was a B coach with a couple of B+ years. He got good results from the talent he had, usually overperformed his recruiting, and learned from his mistakes.

    At major conference programs, Bellotti and Peterman have averaged about 9 wins per season, and Bellotti did it with one fewer game than Peterman, for the most part.

    Bellotti had one losing record in 14 seasons at a program that had finished below .500 in 18 of the previous 30 years before he became head coach.

    And Peterman's finished top 25 7 times, same as Iron Mike, over roughly the same amount of tim.

    So who in the league would be better? Peterman? Shaw? the Pirate?

    Peterman and Shaw are probably better than Iron Mike but not be a super-wide margin, and Shaw is Shaw. We're going to see what Peterman is really made of over the next 2-3 years.
    Holy quook alert. Pete has a better winning percentage "at major programs" despite winning the same amount of games per year and getting an extra game.

    Your narrative sucks harder than your maff.

    Oh and they both coached before they were at a major program and Pete > Bellotti there.

    If you really think the average of Pete's first four years at UW is the average of what he'll accomplish at UW then sure, he's about Bellotti's level of a mediocre coach.

    Sure.gif

    UW Pete has as many top 5 finishes as Bellotti did in 11 less years.

    UW Pete has as many outright conference titles as Bellotti did in 11 years.

    Overall Pete has more BCS wins than Bellotti did in two less years (and that's just counting Bellotti at Oregon).

    Only a Quook would look at their resumes and say they're on the same level.

    Once again, your better than this.
    No, no he's not
    Guys like AZ normally have barely perceptible quook levels, but UW losing brings them out. They can't help it, its like a werewolf in a full moon.
    Oh for fucks sake.

    There’s still cum stains on the inside of my monitor from when Oregon lost to Stanford in 2012.

    Fucking pussies.
    I recall being a big time Wildcat fan a few times
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Bellotti won the Fiesta Bowel, owns 4 10-win seasons, 2 conference titles and beat the best UW team since the 1991 squad.

    I know it's fun to call him "Mediocre Mike" around here, but he'd be either the best or second best coach in the league if he were coaching in the PAC now.

    He's mediocre compared to Kelly, but so is everyone else in this league and most of college football save Saban or Urbz.

    1 outright conference championship and 1/3 of a conference championship in 14 years on the job (11 of those 14 years in a ten team conference) makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 top 5 finish in 14 years on the job makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 meaningful bowel win in 14 years makes him nothing but mediocre.

    A worse conference winning percentage than Jim Lambright makes him nothing but mediocre.

    He's mediocre Mike because he was mediocre.

    Best coach in the conference if he was coaching today my ass.

    Your better than this.
    To me "Mediocre" is a C. "Good" is a B, and "Excellent" is an A.

    Coaching in the league kind of sucks right now. There's no Carrolls, Harbaughs, un-burned out Tedfords, kings of Poop Island, or good Dennis Ericksons right now.

    Bellotti was a B coach with a couple of B+ years. He got good results from the talent he had, usually overperformed his recruiting, and learned from his mistakes.

    At major conference programs, Bellotti and Peterman have averaged about 9 wins per season, and Bellotti did it with one fewer game than Peterman, for the most part.

    Bellotti had one losing record in 14 seasons at a program that had finished below .500 in 18 of the previous 30 years before he became head coach.

    And Peterman's finished top 25 7 times, same as Iron Mike, over roughly the same amount of tim.

    So who in the league would be better? Peterman? Shaw? the Pirate?

    Peterman and Shaw are probably better than Iron Mike but not be a super-wide margin, and Shaw is Shaw. We're going to see what Peterman is really made of over the next 2-3 years.
    Holy quook alert. Pete has a better winning percentage "at major programs" despite winning the same amount of games per year and getting an extra game.

    Your narrative sucks harder than your maff.

    Oh and they both coached before they were at a major program and Pete > Bellotti there.

    If you really think the average of Pete's first four years at UW is the average of what he'll accomplish at UW then sure, he's about Bellotti's level of a mediocre coach.

    Sure.gif

    UW Pete has as many top 5 finishes as Bellotti did in 11 less years.

    UW Pete has as many outright conference titles as Bellotti did in 11 years.

    Overall Pete has more BCS wins than Bellotti did in two less years (and that's just counting Bellotti at Oregon).

    Only a Quook would look at their resumes and say they're on the same level.

    Once again, your better than this.
    No, no he's not
    Guys like AZ normally have barely perceptible quook levels, but UW losing brings them out. They can't help it, its like a werewolf in a full moon.
    Oh for fucks sake.

    There’s still cum stains on the inside of my monitor from when Oregon lost to Stanford in 2012.

    Fucking pussies.
    I recall being a big time Wildcat fan a few times
    Sad!!
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Bellotti won the Fiesta Bowel, owns 4 10-win seasons, 2 conference titles and beat the best UW team since the 1991 squad.

    I know it's fun to call him "Mediocre Mike" around here, but he'd be either the best or second best coach in the league if he were coaching in the PAC now.

    He's mediocre compared to Kelly, but so is everyone else in this league and most of college football save Saban or Urbz.

    1 outright conference championship and 1/3 of a conference championship in 14 years on the job (11 of those 14 years in a ten team conference) makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 top 5 finish in 14 years on the job makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 meaningful bowel win in 14 years makes him nothing but mediocre.

    A worse conference winning percentage than Jim Lambright makes him nothing but mediocre.

    He's mediocre Mike because he was mediocre.

    Best coach in the conference if he was coaching today my ass.

    Your better than this.
    To me "Mediocre" is a C. "Good" is a B, and "Excellent" is an A.

    Coaching in the league kind of sucks right now. There's no Carrolls, Harbaughs, un-burned out Tedfords, kings of Poop Island, or good Dennis Ericksons right now.

    Bellotti was a B coach with a couple of B+ years. He got good results from the talent he had, usually overperformed his recruiting, and learned from his mistakes.

    At major conference programs, Bellotti and Peterman have averaged about 9 wins per season, and Bellotti did it with one fewer game than Peterman, for the most part.

    Bellotti had one losing record in 14 seasons at a program that had finished below .500 in 18 of the previous 30 years before he became head coach.

    And Peterman's finished top 25 7 times, same as Iron Mike, over roughly the same amount of tim.

    So who in the league would be better? Peterman? Shaw? the Pirate?

    Peterman and Shaw are probably better than Iron Mike but not be a super-wide margin, and Shaw is Shaw. We're going to see what Peterman is really made of over the next 2-3 years.
    Holy quook alert. Pete has a better winning percentage "at major programs" despite winning the same amount of games per year and getting an extra game.

    Your narrative sucks harder than your maff.

    Oh and they both coached before they were at a major program and Pete > Bellotti there.

    If you really think the average of Pete's first four years at UW is the average of what he'll accomplish at UW then sure, he's about Bellotti's level of a mediocre coach.

    Sure.gif

    UW Pete has as many top 5 finishes as Bellotti did in 11 less years.

    UW Pete has as many outright conference titles as Bellotti did in 11 years.

    Overall Pete has more BCS wins than Bellotti did in two less years (and that's just counting Bellotti at Oregon).

    Only a Quook would look at their resumes and say they're on the same level.

    Once again, your better than this.
    Is Peterman the best coach in this league?

    If you believe he is or if he’s in the top 2, AZ isn’t far off in his analysis.

    You would have to agree with that. There’s literally no argument.

    #whitebellotti


    I believe Pete is the best coach in the league but if his next four years match his first four years (slightly better than Bellotti) I'll be very disappointed.

    I'd take David Shaw over Bellotti in a heartbeat.

    I don't believe Bellotti could do what Leach has done at WSU.

    There's plenty of argument.
    The only other PAC 12 coach who could do what Leach has done at WSU is Peterman.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    salemcoog said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Bellotti won the Fiesta Bowel, owns 4 10-win seasons, 2 conference titles and beat the best UW team since the 1991 squad.

    I know it's fun to call him "Mediocre Mike" around here, but he'd be either the best or second best coach in the league if he were coaching in the PAC now.

    He's mediocre compared to Kelly, but so is everyone else in this league and most of college football save Saban or Urbz.

    1 outright conference championship and 1/3 of a conference championship in 14 years on the job (11 of those 14 years in a ten team conference) makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 top 5 finish in 14 years on the job makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 meaningful bowel win in 14 years makes him nothing but mediocre.

    A worse conference winning percentage than Jim Lambright makes him nothing but mediocre.

    He's mediocre Mike because he was mediocre.

    Best coach in the conference if he was coaching today my ass.

    Your better than this.
    To me "Mediocre" is a C. "Good" is a B, and "Excellent" is an A.

    Coaching in the league kind of sucks right now. There's no Carrolls, Harbaughs, un-burned out Tedfords, kings of Poop Island, or good Dennis Ericksons right now.

    Bellotti was a B coach with a couple of B+ years. He got good results from the talent he had, usually overperformed his recruiting, and learned from his mistakes.

    At major conference programs, Bellotti and Peterman have averaged about 9 wins per season, and Bellotti did it with one fewer game than Peterman, for the most part.

    Bellotti had one losing record in 14 seasons at a program that had finished below .500 in 18 of the previous 30 years before he became head coach.

    And Peterman's finished top 25 7 times, same as Iron Mike, over roughly the same amount of tim.

    So who in the league would be better? Peterman? Shaw? the Pirate?

    Peterman and Shaw are probably better than Iron Mike but not be a super-wide margin, and Shaw is Shaw. We're going to see what Peterman is really made of over the next 2-3 years.
    Holy quook alert. Pete has a better winning percentage "at major programs" despite winning the same amount of games per year and getting an extra game.

    Your narrative sucks harder than your maff.

    Oh and they both coached before they were at a major program and Pete > Bellotti there.

    If you really think the average of Pete's first four years at UW is the average of what he'll accomplish at UW then sure, he's about Bellotti's level of a mediocre coach.

    Sure.gif

    UW Pete has as many top 5 finishes as Bellotti did in 11 less years.

    UW Pete has as many outright conference titles as Bellotti did in 11 years.

    Overall Pete has more BCS wins than Bellotti did in two less years (and that's just counting Bellotti at Oregon).

    Only a Quook would look at their resumes and say they're on the same level.

    Once again, your better than this.
    Is Peterman the best coach in this league?

    If you believe he is or if he’s in the top 2, AZ isn’t far off in his analysis.

    You would have to agree with that. There’s literally no argument.

    #whitebellotti


    I believe Pete is the best coach in the league but if his next four years match his first four years (slightly better than Bellotti) I'll be very disappointed.

    I'd take David Shaw over Bellotti in a heartbeat.

    I don't believe Bellotti could do what Leach has done at WSU.

    There's plenty of argument.
    The only other PAC 12 coach who could do what Leach has done at WSU is Peterman.
    Then why can’t he do it at Washington?
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,056 Standard Supporter
    This is one of the longest, most intimate, passionate circle jerks I've ever seen. Congrats. You're all rubbed out and spent over forgotten coaches like Snyder, Bellotti and Ericksen.

    It's one thing to yankoff to hot pics of busty chicks, but quite another to yankoff to old white men. Gross.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    salemcoog said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Bellotti won the Fiesta Bowel, owns 4 10-win seasons, 2 conference titles and beat the best UW team since the 1991 squad.

    I know it's fun to call him "Mediocre Mike" around here, but he'd be either the best or second best coach in the league if he were coaching in the PAC now.

    He's mediocre compared to Kelly, but so is everyone else in this league and most of college football save Saban or Urbz.

    1 outright conference championship and 1/3 of a conference championship in 14 years on the job (11 of those 14 years in a ten team conference) makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 top 5 finish in 14 years on the job makes him nothing but mediocre.

    1 meaningful bowel win in 14 years makes him nothing but mediocre.

    A worse conference winning percentage than Jim Lambright makes him nothing but mediocre.

    He's mediocre Mike because he was mediocre.

    Best coach in the conference if he was coaching today my ass.

    Your better than this.
    To me "Mediocre" is a C. "Good" is a B, and "Excellent" is an A.

    Coaching in the league kind of sucks right now. There's no Carrolls, Harbaughs, un-burned out Tedfords, kings of Poop Island, or good Dennis Ericksons right now.

    Bellotti was a B coach with a couple of B+ years. He got good results from the talent he had, usually overperformed his recruiting, and learned from his mistakes.

    At major conference programs, Bellotti and Peterman have averaged about 9 wins per season, and Bellotti did it with one fewer game than Peterman, for the most part.

    Bellotti had one losing record in 14 seasons at a program that had finished below .500 in 18 of the previous 30 years before he became head coach.

    And Peterman's finished top 25 7 times, same as Iron Mike, over roughly the same amount of tim.

    So who in the league would be better? Peterman? Shaw? the Pirate?

    Peterman and Shaw are probably better than Iron Mike but not be a super-wide margin, and Shaw is Shaw. We're going to see what Peterman is really made of over the next 2-3 years.
    Holy quook alert. Pete has a better winning percentage "at major programs" despite winning the same amount of games per year and getting an extra game.

    Your narrative sucks harder than your maff.

    Oh and they both coached before they were at a major program and Pete > Bellotti there.

    If you really think the average of Pete's first four years at UW is the average of what he'll accomplish at UW then sure, he's about Bellotti's level of a mediocre coach.

    Sure.gif

    UW Pete has as many top 5 finishes as Bellotti did in 11 less years.

    UW Pete has as many outright conference titles as Bellotti did in 11 years.

    Overall Pete has more BCS wins than Bellotti did in two less years (and that's just counting Bellotti at Oregon).

    Only a Quook would look at their resumes and say they're on the same level.

    Once again, your better than this.
    Is Peterman the best coach in this league?

    If you believe he is or if he’s in the top 2, AZ isn’t far off in his analysis.

    You would have to agree with that. There’s literally no argument.

    #whitebellotti


    I believe Pete is the best coach in the league but if his next four years match his first four years (slightly better than Bellotti) I'll be very disappointed.

    I'd take David Shaw over Bellotti in a heartbeat.

    I don't believe Bellotti could do what Leach has done at WSU.

    There's plenty of argument.
    The only other PAC 12 coach who could do what Leach has done at WSU is Peterman.
    Then why can’t he do it at Washington?
    Because it's hard to win a bunch of games while accomplishing nothing every year.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    AZDuck said:

    There's a lot of fucktarded received wisdom on the boreds right now.

    This place hasn't been the same since Derek opened the gates and cracked down on sandwich porn and hot dogs.

    Sounds like pumpys higher discussion board is more your speed
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468

    AZDuck said:

    There's a lot of fucktarded received wisdom on the boreds right now.

    This place hasn't been the same since Derek opened the gates and cracked down on sandwich porn and hot dogs.

    Sounds like pumpys higher discussion board is more your speed
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