In defense of Swaye
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Tell him you broke a bone in your hand years ago that didn’t heal right and can’t swing a club without pain but, you’d be happy to drive the cart, man the cooler and the shot glass!
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Best pro tip of the day. Maybe I should tell him I broke my hand giving his daughter the Pimp Hand though. Everything else could stay the same.doogie said:Tell him you broke a bone in your hand years ago that didn’t heal right and can’t swing a club without pain but, you’d be happy to drive the cart, man the cooler and the shot glass!
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I will defend Swaye! Swaye you look cold, blanket?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
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YBFESledog said:
I will defend Swaye! Swaye you look cold, blanket?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
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Andy? is that you? my sonbackthepack said:I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
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Who's Andy? I've heard of Aandy not any Andy's.LebamDawg said:
Andy? is that you? my sonbackthepack said:I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
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Figures it's up to me to teach you economics...Swaye said:
It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:AZDuck said:fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
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He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him -
no, no, no. While true, he will try to weaponize his balance sheet in a feeble attempt to remain relevant in his lil Seal pup’s eyes, you’ve got the RezLife secret weapon. Talk about your connection to the earth and shit. Drop a couple Spirit Horse references but, insinuate. He can’t know you talk to your horse. Let him feel your inner passion for a return to traditional Native life. Pro-tip: let him know you’re from a poor tribe with no casino. Start dropping hints progressively how you’ve convinced his lil-Seal to live in a tee-pee. Got an old rusty Ford pickup you can borrow for effect? Maybe hit the animal shelter and see if you can grab a Dingo dog for the back.tenndawg said:
Figures it's up to me to teach you economics...Swaye said:
It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:AZDuck said:fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
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He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him
Sell it. The goal here is to get him to panic, throw caution to the wind and start throwing Lifestyle your way. -
Worth this months 10.95.doogie said:
no, no, no. While true, he will try to weaponize his balance sheet in a feeble attempt to remain relevant in his lil Seal pup’s eyes, you’ve got the RezLife secret weapon. Talk about your connection to the earth and shit. Drop a couple Spirit Horse references but, insinuate. He can’t know you talk to your horse. Let him feel your inner passion for a return to traditional Native life. Pro-tip: let him know you’re from a poor tribe with no casino. Start dropping hints progressively how you’ve convinced his lil-Seal to live in a tee-pee. Got an old rusty Ford pickup you can borrow for effect? Maybe hit the animal shelter and see if you can grab a Dingo dog for the back.tenndawg said:
Figures it's up to me to teach you economics...Swaye said:
It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:AZDuck said:fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
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He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him
Sell it. The goal here is to get him to panic, throw caution to the wind and start throwing Lifestyle your way. -
jeZuZ fukk doogie - sounds like a chick flick you watched on Lifetime Channel...
The true pro tip is appeal to his sense of greed with an insider investment opportunity --
... one of your military contacts is about to get a huge military contract to put kevlar in vests, they need cash for more raw materials before going public.... act like your contact isn't sure Mr Seal's money is good enough...but maybe you can get him in... -
You only golf with one of your dads? SAD!backthepack said:I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
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The other one is usually in the kitchen with Pumpy!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You only golf with one of your dads? SAD!backthepack said:I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
