In defense of Swaye

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Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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A cross country trip in mom's station wagon?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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How did you guess I did after theTierbsHsotBoobs said:Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
1st quartergame was over
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I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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He's new to whitedom, give him time.Mad_Son said:
I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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Yeah...that's probably what they were...I was sort of drunk on champagne...another white person/country club thing. I knew it started with an S. Shit was good. Servers carried them around on platters. I think you were supposed to take one...I slid a handful off and the guy serving them just looked at me like I was a loser. But I had theMad_Son said:
I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
scallionsscallops, so who's the loser now? Victory! -
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?Swaye said:
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately
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We know this because your hubby was getting a post-game blow job from JSFS.MrsPetersen said:
How did you guess I did after theTierbsHsotBoobs said:Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
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You just ruined Sven's surprise.BearsWiin said:If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately
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Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?Swaye said:
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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He needs more tim.Mosster47 said:
He's new to whitedom, give him time.Mad_Son said:
I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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I see what @PurpleThrobber did and I agree.Swaye said:
Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?Swaye said:
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
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It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:AZDuck said:fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
So far CLS keeps getting me out of his invites by telling him we have other shit planned. She's a good wingman in addition to trained seal. -
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
I'm going to have to agree here. We all know jew girls have big titties. Let see them.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
The cart girls or the bride?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
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getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.
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My family was too poor to ever go to a country club, except to keep the groundsPitchfork51 said:getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.
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I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
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If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
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OR IF WE RUN THE FUCKING FOOTBALLRaceBannon said:If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
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RaceBannon said:
If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
RaceBannon said:If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU