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In defense of Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs
TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
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  • MrsPetersen
    MrsPetersen Member Posts: 724
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.

    How did you guess I did after the 1st quarter game was over
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Seriously though, when is the wedding?

    I have travel to arrange.

    She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.
    Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?
    Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Mosster47 said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    I'm going to assume you mean scallops.
    He's new to whitedom, give him time.
    He needs more tim.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Seriously though, when is the wedding?

    I have travel to arrange.

    She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.
    Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?
    Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.
    I see what @PurpleThrobber did and I agree.
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
    Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    fuck golf. Stay strong, red man
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
    Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
    The purpose of golf is not to play golf.

    The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)

    You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.

    Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
    Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
    The purpose of golf is not to play golf.

    The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)

    You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.

    Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
    You know why
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

    hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
    Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
    The purpose of golf is not to play golf.

    The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)

    You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.

    Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
    You know why
    The cart girls or the bride?

    a: abundance.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.

    My family was too poor to ever go to a country club, except to keep the grounds
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    RaceBannon said:

    If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU

    OR IF WE RUN THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
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